or a two person voice-over thing, with one guy or girl in her late 20s or early 30s, and a teen in his mid tens [13 to 17]. First 1: "This winter, when there's trouble, you know who to call."
Teenager: ([thinking softly out loud, "hmm!?" then, thinking softly out loud, singing and humming, with the music going on audibly in his / her head]: "when there's trouble, you know who to call.")
then, very excitedly saying out loud, shouting; "Oh, I know, I know! Can I say it? oh, can I?") First one, happily: "Sure, All right, you may." Second person: "The Teen [muffled, with a hand over
2nd person, rather spiritedly & very excitedly: "The Teen" [then, muffled, with a hand over his / her mouth] "Tfjlgs!" [next, the 1st person whispers something into the 2nd person's hear that the
audience can barely hear, but it's about companies, licensing, trademarks, copyright, or other things that mean that they probably shouldn't mention that show, book, comic book, & so forth, or else
their group, company, etc. would be sued by DC, Warner Brothers, etc.] Then, the first person corrects the second person, saying, "Nope, when there's trouble, there is only one man you can call."
Off to the side of the screen, a very ... random creature pretends to clear his throat, saying, rather lightly, out of the left side of his mouth, "Ehh, excuse me, but did you just say 'man'?" [loud
just loud enough for the first person to hear, but not loud enough to make him look to find the source of thaf weird talking from the creature, as the creature disguised his voice to be deeper,
sounding more authoritative, like he was the commercial's writer, director, producer, etc. Tbe firsf voice-over person says, "I mean, when trouble brews, there's just one DUCK for the job."
Confused, the 2nd voice-over person says, "One DUCK for the job?!" The 1st one says, "Yes, there's just one duck you should call!" 2nd person: "Woah, who can that duck be?" 1st person, laughs then:
[slowly, one word at a time, accompanied by a background voice that easily, more radically, more deeply, and more playfully matches what the person is saying]: "When there's trouble, you call D. W.!"
At the end of the ad, with a logo, release date, and company names on the screen and the theme song fading out, Drake Mallard [right?] says, "Let's get dangerous, ... again." and laughs very playfully
at the very end, negavolt says, "Just be ready and don't you forget about me, Dork-wing!", right before a classic rocky-style punching picture with negavolt punching d.w. and d.w. punching nega-volt.
then the picture fades & the black screen that says "coming soon" comes up, they both say, "Ouch! Oh, for the love of!" then, you hear two thuds & negavolt laughs maniacally and d w laughing happily.
hewie, dewie, and louie [i can't get the colors right in my head for them, [red, green, blue, but who has what color?]] are three ducklings, and nobody ever discusses or adresses that we never meet
[by which i mean none of their many shorts [a funny conversation: hold on, none of them even wear any shorts! no, I mean their animated shorts. well, if they had shorts, of course they would be...
animated! no, i mean... [cutting him off there] After all, they're cartoon characters, so if they wore legwear, footwear, or any additional clothes, accessories, or whatever, of course that would...
also be animated, [meaning in a cartoon form.] No, not shorts as in some manner of clothing, but shorts as in cartoons with a time length of usually between 30 seconds and 10 minutes. Oh, those! ...
Yes, those. ] like I said, nobody discusses or even addresses the fact, and their animated short CARTOONS, series, games, & so on never seem to refer to the fact, [much less address / discuss this],
the fact, or even show [either with full shorts, parts of cartoon shorts, flashbacks, parts of the flashbacks, the games, parts of the games, the movies, part of their movies, home movies, part of ...
their family / home / vacation / holiday flicks, or any [complete, parts of, etc.] slide shows, records, tapes, videos, recordings, paintings, portraits, pictures, photo albums, drawings, photos, ...
or really even anything of the sorts in any way, ... nothing discusses, adresses, or makes ANY style of reference whatsoever to, [much less even happening to EVER show,] their father, mother, grandma,
[disney created them around the time that donald started having some color cartoons, [1930s or 1940s], and Webby [their sister?] was not made until DuckTales. Anyway, Donald is their uncle.
[Although they don't discuss his relatives very much either, [however, at least 1 comic book features a really cool drawing of a family tree, showing his lineage over MANY generations], his ...
uncle [& the kids' great-uncle], is the richest duck in all of Duckberg, ... Scrooge McDuck! His arch enemies are the Beagle Boys and his servants are a large duck named Miss Beakley and a dog named
Duckworth, [why he isn't called Dogworth, ... hmm, dunno]. His closest friends are his pilot, a pelican named Launchpad McQuack; his ... mechanic, Gyro Gearloose; and a rather eager young duck named
Fenton, and a weird, clumsy, funny, eccentric, and very off-beat scientist named Professor Von Quack. Magica Le Duck is a magical, evil, and sneaky witch duck that has often tried to get scrooge to
either fall in love with her, run away with her, come and live in her castle, become her slave, or give her a bit of his gold, and sometimes, she even tries to reach two to all of these results with
a single plan, or at least in a single episode, issue, plot, etc. There's also a rather angry, crotchety, evil, stubborn, and quite mean duck who loves playing golf & always plots against Scrooge,
[although I can never remember his name]. Also, the Beagle Boys have the classic trope [tool, style, manner, etc] of the villainous trio: the short, insulting, bossy, scheming, nasty 1, the...
medium-height, strong, muscular, brawny, forceful, intense, powerful, & aggressive 1, [who always has this wicked and sly smile, [the kind of smile that characters walking toward another character ...
stepping closer to them and hitting their right fist against their left hand slowly, over & over, so that their look's that even more menacing.] To round out the Beagle Boys, as most trios of robbers
[very easily distracted, actually], very nearly as easily fooled, truly loves sweets, can not think [very well], and simply goes crazy for cookies, neither understands why nor even enjoys the fact
that he and his team rob and are just criminals [also, he probably simply would like to flat-out stop robbing and being a criminal, & perhaps just turn over a new leaf, and might just have a deeper
or cleaner, better, sweeter, or more pleasant side that he has yet to discover and is buried deep below the layers of criminality which have simply piled onto his spirit, brain, heart, head, & mind...
over the years [sorry to go psychological [?], but sometimes, [when that thoughts come up], i like to think below the feathers, fins, flesh, fur, fuzz, hair, scales, shells, skin [or surface],
of a random character [even if it's a character from a cartoon show from over 20 yrs ago]. Anyway, their mom, who they call "Ma", [otherwise known as "Ma Beagle", although whether her Ma is her ...
alias because she is their mother or if her real name is Ma, the show doesn't really discuss,] plans out their heists, drives them to places, leads them in their robberies, and shows them her own ...
brand of tough love. Also, Fenton has quite a super hero identity, thanks to a supersuit that he designed, crafted, drafted, & also invented. Duckberg can sleep peacefully at night and roam the ...
streets, offices, sidewalks, and buildings safely during the day, thanks to the super, 1, & only ... GIZMO-DUCK! stand aside, you evil-doers, or feel the mighty wrath, strong fury, and large power of
Gizmo-duck! If I can just control this suit, ... there we are! Now, as I said, drop the weapon and move from that area now. Stop, not to me. Halt, [fires a net out of a sleeve, and he just...
accidentally nabs the person being robbed.] Wait, let me try that again. [Villain is bored, but stays just to see what will happen next.] Aha! Now I have got the hang of this here. [With the bad
guy walking toward him, he fires a knife from his other metalic sleeve. The knife rebounds from several surfaces and finally ricochets off of the ceiling, and cuts the chandelier from the ceiling.
The chandelier hits a tied-up and gagged lady in the center of the room on the floor, but she is not injured horribly, but just a concussion right atop her head, her feathers [or fur or hair] gets a
bit singed, and her clothes rip in half from the collision with the chandelier, [but this is a disney animal, so nothing too unsafe, bad, wrong, or unclean is seen].
Also, a line of fur, fuzz, feathers, hair, scales... [whatever da particular case may involve here] [about the width of a stripe of paint, finish line, or checkered flag, and reaching from the top of
her back to the bottom of her back,] either gets cut off ... [perhaps due to the falling of the chandelier onto her body or due to a ceiling fan which the knife also happened to end up cutting from
the ceiling, right after it accidentally cut the chandelier, as it just ricocheted off the ceiling] or perhaps some mischief-maker shaved a big line straight down her back, or she shed, molted, etc.
[the knife, the fan, and the chandelier miss the criminal by yards, [I meant to say several feet]. Gizmo-Duck says, "Oops, um... Hey, criminal. Now, I really know exactly how to work this. ...
Eh, er, I mean, No bad men or women in all of Duckberg can / will ever escape my next move. This attack shall come up soon. Last two big movements were a mere warmup. Here we go. That's an appetizer.
This is the main course. Warm-up time is up. Get ready to feel the heat. Hope you still have room after that light dinner of the small justice. Desert will be quite filling. [Stalling to get his
suit all calibrated, checked, updated, & fixed.] You should hope you don't have any place where you have to go or anything scheduled. For a while, you will be rather-" The criminal gets aggravated
by this duck's rather long & pun-filled speech, so he cuts him off [after showing the typical & very common signs which show aggravation, [which the guy did all while listening to the duck's weird &
long speech of readiness, attack, and finality], the signs being tapping the foot, nodding, shaking hie head, doing the thing where the person puts their hand on their face & slides their hand down,
slides one hand or both of the hands straight down from either the forehead or the top of the head, down past the chin and off the face, checking his watch, scratching his head, rubbing his eyes,
scratching his hips, doing the "get 2 da point" gesture, ... doing the little "let's go" gesture, and of course yawning.] Anyway, the criminal cuts him off right there, saying, "Hey, Robo Duck, ...
