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06/29/2016 11:45 PM ·Spoilers

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Princess Anna and Snowpaw Redemption

This is a Frozen Spin-off on Rita Hayworth and the Shawshank Redemption. With a bit of The Simpsons mixed in. I dedicate it to I MAN KOG and Katie. Rated TV-14

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I was arrested in 1661 after I killed my dad. Me and Bryan Wayt, who was killed here in 1791, had fixed the brakes on my Dad's brand new 1662 Chevrolet Impala. Bryan squealed like a sissy, and here I am. I hope to get out soon, but with parole.... I'm FUBAR.

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Every man had a different story as to why there here. A friend of mine, Austin Montgomery, who was arrested as a spy for the Southern Isles, said his Lawyer's eyes turned fire red ans said "you're just ****" and testified against him. Bart Himself always said "I'll never trust one of those guys again. Not in 1682 not in 1982, they stole my girl, and they stole the best of my life as well."

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When I came in 1661, 11 years before Elsa's princess Correnation in 1672, (she was only 2, 13 years later she'd meet her husband and be crowned queen) It was simply known as "the Dumption" it wasn't called Snowpaw until 1685, when Elsa and Steven met and fell in love that Elsa asked the king to call it Snowpaw. I had been in 24 years already, and was hoping for a recreation yard and got it.

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Anyway, Princess Anna wasn't the first thing Bart asked for. First, he asked for a Diamond, some wood, and a sharpner. "I would like to create something, and maybe a diamond rock hammer would be nice to carve my name in the wall." I charged him more then standard price, $300.00 back then. "maybe after you build it, you'll kill some one with it, like your pal Jimbo" Bart smirked "wasn't me"

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"400 plus some smoke" I said. "I don't smoke, but I do have some gum" he said "deal" I responded, Gum was contraband in Snowpaw. There was one guy that used some gum to start a fire back in 1682 by putting it on his glasses and sticking it to a table in the sun. we all had to evacuate, and in that, He strolled on out. The queen was said to have seen him and took him to her dad. He executed him.

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The rock hammer was 1679, the same year Shadow Foxdale and the Aaron gang came in. Bart was their first victim. He was relieving himself, when they came up and beat the snot out of him. I saw him at Lunch that day and he looked like he'd fallen out of an airplane, his skin was hanging by thin strings on his face. "It was Foxdale, he did it" He said to me. I did nothing.

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I don't do nothing for other people when it comes to prison violence. I watch my own rear, it's cracked already, and people like Shadow Foxdale would love to finish breaking it. Anyway, it was about this time that 1780 came around. a PSA came over the TV. "hey, Blue" Bart walked up jumpy as hell. "can you get me something?" "Anything, and you know this, what do you need?" "The Princess" he said

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"why would you want Elsa in your cell?" I asked. "Anna, not Elsa. I used to date her until she went around with that dam Kristoff after I was caged, can I get her?" Anna was a wacker poster. Men in the paw always wanted her and Elsa, except when Steven cleared the Elsa stuff out in 1689. "I'll do it for you, Bart. Big or little?" "Big" he said. It was 3 weeks later she came to him.

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Bart had trouble with the Aaron gang the same day. Anna herself sent Bart the poster with a note that said "I love you, I'm sorry, Kristoff is awful, please love me" Bart was off the wall. He wrote a letter, put up Anna, and walked to the mail where Shadow intercepted Bart. It was right in front if my cell. "Well, if it isn't Simpson, What are you doing, writing Mommy to come get you?" Shadow said

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"I was writing my girlfriend if you must know" Bart replied. "really? I'll read that!" Shadow swiped it, and Bart swung at him, landing a hit. "taste 4 fingers, man" He remarked. "oh you're dead" Shadow said, grabbing a razor. "you got 10 seconds, and you'll be on the floor lifeless" Shadow remarked. "Want to do that, in front of Samuel Wolf?" Wolf looked up and went for the holster.

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"What I meant to say was..." I watched Wolf walk over and beat the everloving snot out of Shadow. Bart spent some time in solitary for it.

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I guess now would be a good time to talk about the Nickolas Heller crimes. Nickolas was admitted into the happy Snowpaw Family after he attempted death on the queen in 1686. Steven himself arrested him, and he was worse then the Aaron gang. "Blue, Nick over there worries me. I bet he'd beat the snot out of you and find a way to put you in solitary, or get Wolf on you" Bart said to me.

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and as Bart said, it happened. He was walking, as he told me, down to the post office for his weekly letter to Anna. it was 1686 I might add, The year that Elsa's parents died, and Steven and Elsa where crowned king and queen. Anyway, Bart was minding his own buisness when "I noticed Nick punching himself, I wanted to ask what happened, but he punched my lights out before I could"

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Now Steve Faucett was the head guard at that point before he was killed in the Arrendelle wars. "Nick ran to Faucett and told him I hit him, I started coming to, and got a baton right to the jugular, then he called for a trustee to take me to the infirmary" It was common too. Bartholomew Simpson, Prisoner 4810108-SNPW was walking when he tripped. Poor Bart.

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I remember Bart reading me a love letternhe received from Anna right after. "I'll talk to my sister and get him gone. Isn't Anna sweet?" I could see Bart had hearts in hid eyes. I agreed, I had no girl. I'd spent 35 years in the paw at that point, I never found love, and never will. Those bars are home. But I guess Bart didn't think so.

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After awhile, Bart came up to me. It was 1697 I believe. He wanted more Diamond. I charged him normal, not the 400.00 as I did some 19 years earlier. He was jumpy again, talking about Anna. Nick had confessed to the Jones murder, but Bart was still in. "I'll get out one day, and I'll marry Anna. I'm sure sisterly love will have us living in the castle with Elsa and Steven." Bart Consoled to me

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we had a rough storm that night. I didn't sleep, in the paw during a storm, you never do. The guards were the only ones who did. The next day at head count, something was missing. Cell number 356 was opened, and now Bart came out. The warden was furious, ordering Elsa to return him. Elsa laughed in her reply. There was no trace of Bart in there, just a giant, autographed Anna poster.

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in 1697, Bart Simpson escaped Snowpaw Correctional. He tunneled out through the wall under that poster of his. I remember laughing when I read about the Simpson wedding in 1698, how the Cops where hauled out by Steven and Elsa by their shirts. Back on topic, Bart probably meant to carve his name in the wall, or Bart loves Anna, but it crumbled and created a tiny hole... one Bart worked on.

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well, the turn of the century has come up, and they paroled me. 49 years I was here. Just last week, Bart sent me a letter from the castle. "I have a neice, nephew, and a loving wife. I'm sure Steven wouldn't mind kicking back some duff with you, I'll get you in here" I'll never forget Steven Snowpaw himself coming in and calling "Kenny Bluecall, you are free to go."

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I hope Bart will recognise me, I hope he is being treated well. I hope him and Anna have kids. I hope He'll shake my hand and I get to hear his voice again after 3 years. I hope....

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