(Ha. Ha ha. Why was that so funny?)

(What was so funny? Can you tell me?)

(ECH)!**#

(What? What is so funny? Is it your b__bs? Because they are small and funny. *Laughs*)

(Oof. Wanna take this in the actual RP?!)

(*Press RP button*) EFX: *Punches her in the b__bb

EFX: "AHH!" *Teleports away, appears behind Scarlet, and grabs her waist Smexyily, then blasts it with PSI Fire Y*

EFX: *Puts hands on her b__bs and uses PSI Thunder Y*

EFX: *Put hands on her unmentionables, uses PSI Freeze O*

EFX: "Very." *Puts hands on her b__t cheeks, grabs them, uses PSI Fire O*

EFX: *Sees Jeff* "It isn't what it looks like!" *Kicks her* "What did you say, Scarletto?"

EFX: "Uuuuh..."

EFX: "Owl wings? If Pokemon physics apply..." *Uses PSI Freeze and Thunder O*

EFX: *Smiles* "What would Alpha think if he saw me doing this?"

EFX: "Why would he show it to Emily?" *Sits down*

(Stuff.) EFX: "Huh."

EFX: "But I already let go. I blasted you with PSI Thunder and Freeze. I'm bored now."

EFX: *Burns them all with PSI Fire O* "Well I'll be going. I think I'm done with this whole liking other women thing. Sure, I'll flirt and tease. But I won't do anything really. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go get some chocolate milk."

EFX: "Hel- *Sees her* I can explain... EVERYTHING. I can."

EFX: *Walks next to her* "Listen, I made a joke, she laughed at me, I made a comment saying how funny her small b__bs were, she punched me, and then we fought. And then I rekt her with some skills. I will never cheat on you. EVER. What I was doing, meant nothing."

EFX: "Erica, I swear on my Papa's grave, I didn't, wouldn't, and couldn't do that to you. Never again."

EFX: "Erica..?" *He lifted up her chin with his finger*

EFX: *Looks at Who* "How can I make it up to her Who? I don't want to lose her again just because I was messing with Scarlet."

EFX: *Sighs* "Who? Little wisdom here?"

EFX: *Acting casual* "Well, yeah. I know stuff is bad. OK. I won't do it again. Swear on my Papa's grave. Because I'm sick of this. I'm sick of myself."

EFX: "Who..?"

EFX: *Teleports to Erica, throws Sketter out* "I'm asking for alone time with her." *Still has Who*

EFX: "Huh..?" *Looks at her* "Erica?"

EFX: "I'm sick of you. Sketter. I'm asking for alone time with her to work this out. And I am kindly asking you to leave. And I've never asked you for much. Could you please leave me here with her?"

EFX: *Chases after her* "Erica, I... could you kill me Erica, please?"

EFX: *Becomes a turtle, falls in the hole, and comes face to face with her* "Erica?"

EFX: *Puts head in his shell, pops out and nibbles her softly on her tail*

EFX: "What the..? That didn't sound like Erica."