blazer: well aren't u lazy

Audience guy:Haha! Majikarps! so funny! BAM! Me:Okay,he's dead. *audience cheers* *random button pushing sounds* ???:911 whats your emergency ???: the popcorn doesn't have butter!

blazer: i wounderd what u want with midnight

i gtg seeya

*security comes* Security guy: who needs the butter? Meowth: I do! *puts phone in pocket and gets buttery popcorn*

The annoying guy which is somehow alive: I wanna get in the action! *jumps off secret invisible airship and kills himself and a dark army soldier* Me: that idiot....

[im back] blazer:........so uuummm i have tp go *flies back to midnight

FLARE: HEY, CUT THAT OUT! (can i join)

can i join

blazer: flare long time no see

FLare: thats my frekin toy your steppin on!!! you... you... what are you.

Me:*jumps off audience ship W/ PARACHUTE* dude, move aside *pushes body aside* wait... does that say something...D R AR Y.... dark army? Team, get ready. Metagross: I whish i could talk to humams Gallade:oh no Charizard: will i have to team up with the leaf again? Haunter:*runs to the corner of the pokeball Latios: dark? NOOOOO! Sceptile: Will i have to team up with that flame again? :/

flare: give me my toy team light... dark.... WHATEVER

flare: wow, idc of your name.

[im back] blazer: oooowww ok i had a noth of u *mega evoluts to mega charzard x*

blazer: o really º_•*mega eveols into mega charzard x*

can we cuntiue?

Me:*flies on Latios* wheres Evening ,Nightshade ,Nightmare, WHATEVER THAT DARK COMMANDER'S NAM.... wait, thats his father! *Latios silently lands* Metagross, i know you're weak to him, but you gotta kill him. Metagross: Oh c**p *mega evolves and uses agility*

Blazer: *uses dragon claw and tryise to blow him out*

Use Meteor Mash! * Metagross attacks Nightmare's father and Metagross's attack goes up* hey, team up with your son, cause i always love double battles!

Blazer:.....a help here

Blazer: *tryis to move*....oh man

Blazer: *manges to use flamethrower*oooowww my jaw

Its super affective! Metagross fainted! Metagross: ....I did good damage on him at least. Me:(sends out Charizard and Sceptile) hey, you! yes you dark army admin! join your little friend in this! because 2 cant go against 1! Dark Admim: fine...... *Charizard uses fire pledge and Sceptile uses grass pledge. the moves combine(that happens with all the pledge moves) (cont)

And hit Nightshade,whatever his name is, and makes a sea of fire, which hurts the dark admin!*

Blazer:hey trainer help me!!!

Me: Hey latios, bring Blazer to a pokemon center because he really looks like he's about to faint! Blazer, hop on Latios! i'll fight Nighshade,Darkshade, whatever his name is for now!

Me:*whispering* Latios,after that, save Midnight!

Blazer: thanks who ever u are....where's nightmare?

Me: battling with me! Latios, bring *whispers to latios so Nightman ,WHATEVER cant hear* to me just in case! I might need that ???!*Latios flies off with blazer to a pokemon center* Me: alright Night-whatever, you have two decisions: 1. to stop trying to kill Midnight and keep your life, or 2.to keep trying to kill Midnight but lose your life. Its your choice.....

flare: *sneaks away to cut off the power* heh i knew my ninja training skills was gonna come in handy HAPPY NEW YEARS (im a little early)

....I'm gonna have to catch you to keep you safe!*Latios returns* dont worry, you wont be used for battle! I'll tell Latios to bring you far away from here! Now Mr ... Nightmare? NAILED IT! whats your decision?

Me: DONT DO IT MIDNIGHT! *throws a Master Ball * Latios, with your last stand, bring Midnight to safety!

Latios: *drops ???'s pokeball and flies far away before he gets attacked again* Me: DIE DARK ADMIN! *sends out ??? and KOs him.* come back here Nightshade whatever!

Me: Nightmare,you chose it...GO PIDGEOT! (he was ??? and once KOd my whole team. He's shiny and a 6iv pokemom) USE HURRICANE! *almost KOs nightmare*

blazer: ok im back...oh i seee *uses outrage on nightmare*

Me: Nightmare is probably fainted.*Gets out Pidgeot* so what? Stop this evilness and live or continue but DIE? You're already bleeding out, and i have a Max Revive to stop that... only if YOU stop!. Because if you dont, you'll suffer a worse fate than Mother Marowak!

*Nighmare rips my bag off my hand* Me:.... WHAT?....... I had EVERYTHING IN THERE!10 MAX REVIVES, MY POKEMON (except Latios), MY TRAINER'S CARD, EVEN THE GUN I USED TO... BAM! *Metagross escapes , uses a max revive, mega evolves, and uses outrage, even though thats not one of his moves* Additional Comments: HIS ANGER IS OVER 9,000!!! The annoying guy's ghost: Whoah... Me: Shuddup! (cont)

Me: *calls Luigi ghost service* Luigi: *sucks up Annoying Guy's Ghost*

Me:Oh, yeah my phone wasnt in the ba...*Nightmare steals the phone and destroyes it* Me: hey! it still had Flappy Bird!

Blazer:really flappy bird at a time like now *uses flamethrower and destroying the phone* there

Me: you will not! My high score is 2! beat that! Annoying Guys Ghost: Number two is funny! Me: Ya know what? lest cooperate for a second and end that guys afterlife too. then lets get back at trying to kill eachother and beating Flappy Bird high scores!

oh wait... you burned my phone ... i have an iphone 2 with flappy bird! but my high score there is 1. still impressive.

(Lol) Blazer: yeah will I crush flappy bird and foxy is here Foxy: aaaarrrgggsssscccrrreeeeccchhhh

Blazer:ok that was randome let's finished wat we started right?

umm guys what about me? :[

guys :-<

Me: *retrieves my bag while Nightmare is playing flappy bird* WHAT? WHERE ARE MY... *sees dark admins riding on F-Zeros stealing my pokemon(except Metagross), my only other Master Ball from Pkmn. Pearl, and almost everything except a 3 Max Revives and my other Pokeballs* Gimmie that! *takes phone* I challenge you to a battle with my Metagross! YOU READY FOR THIS? *uses a full restore on Nightmare*

*Latios returns and gets in front of blazer* Me: Blazer, sorry but.... you cant help me in this battle.... but please help me retrieve my stuff! you'll get rewarded! *Latios looks at blazer with puppy eyes*

Blazer: sweet a sword I think I might still have my star saber somewhere

Blazer: *pulls out the starsaber* found it

Me: Metagross, Mega Evolve, THAN USE METEOR MASH! *Metagross does what i said and his attack went up* (Meteor mash can raise attack)

Me:Thanks for wasting this turn! *Metagross uses Meteor Mash again*

Me: Blazer, want something to do to stop this evil? Please, get on my Latios to stop those people that stole my stuff! PLEASE!

(Metagross fainted) Me: .... forget it blazer! I'll do it instead!*hops on Latios*

Me:Blazer, take the fight for me! *flies off with Latios* Where are... there! *uses a Max Revive on Metagross* They haven't see us, but at least they put everything in one bag! Latios, take the bag, then come back here and we'll fly off! Got it? *Latios retrieves the bag and flies off with me* Careful! They're shooting shadow balls at us! dodge them!

OH YOU WHAT HYDREGON? FLY AS FAST AS YOU CAN LATIOS! *flies straight to the water and we aren't heard of again untill next week*

1 Week Latelg... Me: Wha happen? *sees a dragonite* wheres Latios?.....UGHHHHHH

Me: Wait... we're in a secret cave! And theres my bag and Latios! *dragonite closes the entrance with rocks and brings out a Meowth* Meowth: Ugghh... those Team Rocket idiots.... so...i'm dragonite's translater! Me: *tries to comprehend whats going on*

Meowth: we'll fight them! NOW GO TO JOHTO OR SINNOH! NIGHTMARE'S DAD IS THERE! Me: *flies off with Latios to Nighmare's dad*

(You cant break that rock with a jackhammer. and how can you sneak in with THAT?)

Me:*superglues my bag to my arm* ..... DONT BOTHER LATIOS! JUST.... *a flechling flies by and I catch it* now, go to a pokemon center and get my legendaries!* *flies off on a quest to find Nighmares father*

(Skipping 2 days) Me: there! *finds Nighmares Father* Whoah.... is that... A DARKRAI?

Me: HEY BIG GUY! WANNA BATTLE WITH NO OUTSIDE HELP? Nightmares Father: *facepalm* Me: Hey! you can take this! *takes out a Pokeball belt with my Pokemon Including a legendary i caught with a master ball and puts it on, then I throw my bag to Nightmare's father* should have used that belt before!

Me: You're probably not even a Darkri anyway. You just do that because you want to be a weenie and dosent wanna battle, so you try to be the big guy by looking like Darkri! I know how Zoroak are...