One day, my mom wuz preparing me dinner. She left to use da toilet. I couldn't wait for my spighetti. Suddenly, a big green figure flash3d into teh kitchen. It wuz Shrek. He was injecting my food with Da Pokuhman paralyzing fluid. I ate my food for Shrek. Then i fainted leik the skrub i is. I woke up in Caillou's house. Shrek wuz watching over me Caillou tells me, wake up sleepy head.I return home