Cookie Disaster by Marcus (based on a true story): One day, I was in the mood for some cookies. So, I walked up to the kitchen table to grab a box. I took the box and sat down. I was about to open them, but then I looked at the sell by date. They expired last month. “Noooooo!” I screamed. I then slowly returned the box to the kitchen table as I mourned the loss of my beautiful cookies. The End.