God, will this make you stop pestering Lee-Anne and Ash!? And pinching cheeks DOES hurt, so cut it out!! XD XD XD

@Caleb I'm not pestering. Mind your own, you cute person. *gives you a cookie* >w< XD

... ... 0-0 ... ... -d/3s of shyness-

XDDDDD Alexei...meet Caleb..Caleb, this is Alexei...TALK TO ONE ANOTHER. *runs* XD

Cookie! Here, Lee-Anne! Take half of mine because he sure won't hand one over *nom, nom* XD XD

-curls up into a ball- -is shy-

*smacks Caleb* I AM VERY GENEROUS WITH MY COOKIES. *throws one at Lee-Anne's face* XDDDD Alexei...like I said...this is Caleb...XDDD

Noah...like i said... SQUEAK.

But he's not me@n or anything! He won't hurt you. *pushed Caleb* See? XDDDD

I KNOW BUT I GET NERVOUS IM SoRRY ITS ONLY NATURAL! ;-; XDDD

Yes, err.. Hello! I'm, Caleb... Apparently. So, yeah! XD XD

uh...hi...-nervously waves- im that guy from the 2Am quote post that was all nervous and cr@p. XP

I gave you a cookie. What do you want from me? Money or something? Pfft. XDDDD Eh, it's kinda hard to NOT be shy when you're a shy person. Like me. Or Alexei over here. XD @Alexei Yeah, but he's nice! Trust me! X3

Yeah, that's where I remembered you from. But yeah, it's nice seeing you again. I can understand if you're shy around me. I'm a new face (Mii face) so it's fine. XP

okay. XP its nice to meet you.

I think I have 60 dollars that I saved from Christmas...but you can't have it. So yeah. XDDDDD

@Ash Nice meeting you too! =) @Noah Yeah you owe her a doctor's bill! That being the cost of ONE adhesive bandage! See if you can dig for that. Hmph!! XD XD XD

Nope. I will not. *throws a cookie at Lee-Anne's face again* XDDDDD

@caleb-uh...yeah...no words i can speak now. XD I have an announcement!

Yesh, Alexei? X3

Everyone, SHÙŤ ÙP!! Ash has an announcement!! Shh! Who's talking!? Oh, yeah that's me. Alright, shùttîńg üp now. XD XD

-gives lee-anne an E-bandaid- XP I am now known by less than a percent of the earths population! :D

XD Thing is, I can hear Caleb laughing at his cr@ppy joke from his room. XDDDDDD

That right there was the...best news I've heard all day! Congratulations!! Hooray! XD XD

@Alexei Um....yay...? XD

i feel special. X3 ...XD

...I still don't know what the cr#p is going on. XDDDDD

-feels special not special- <8}

1...2...3! *rips off Lee-Anne's bandaid* •w• XDDDD

NOAH! BEHAVE! dont make me get the wh!p. >8}

0-0 NOAH!! You're terrible!! XD XD XD

@Alexei Pfft, you don't scare me. *flips hair* XD @Caleb Yup. *thumbs up* XDDDDD

you cant even physically flip your hair. youre just jell'in of these glorious locks. -flips hair- and lee-anne knows exactly what im talking about...>8}

You're the mean one for not appreciating my cookies!! *throws the cookie back at you* T^T XDDDD

X( NO one messes with Lee-Anne! *shaves all of Noah's hair off* Try flipping that you sťüpîď bùťť hóľè!! XD XD XD

@Alexei And you're jealous of mah friggen height. Caleb knows exactly what I'm talking about. >8} XDDDDD

-flips hair- its so fun. X3 ...dang caleb. you may be my protectiveness rival. XD

Oh, wow. Now I can be one of those tough b@ld dudes! Thanks, Caleb! *throws a cookie at Lee-Anne and drives away on a motorcycle* XDDDD

If theres one thing i h@t3...its hu.rt.ing women. i felt like saying that. -flips hair-

Oh, crackers and frickets, Lee-Anne's cracked up! XDDDD Geez...I guess I'm the 3rd wheel here. O-O'

I hate hurting anyone. Except Noah. He's not a person. *rips off one of his eyelashes* See? No remorse whatsoever. XD XD XD

@Caleb XDDDDDDDDDDD Can't....breathe...XDDDDDDDE

Caleb...Noahs not even close to some of the kids down here in d3@rborn. theyre not people. theyre meaniefaces. XD

Pfft, we got meaniefaces down here. A lot of them too...O^O

eh...dearborns worse. trust meh. XD

You can't say that, because you've never been down here. XD Kids st@b each other with pens and pencils at the schools, and then the kids that were st@bbed brag about how tough they are. If you're not 100 pounds or below, you're considered f@t, and just so much other cr#p. -_-

i believe cracker is a r@c!@l s1ur. XP and a fricket is a disc game.

@Alexei Oh my gawd...I MEANT IT LIKE THE FOOD, YOU DING-D0NG. *bonks your head* XDDDDDD

i love turning your speech into crazy. XD

@Alexei Me@n. T-T XDDDD

i dont have siblings to do that to. what else can i do? XD and g'night less than 1% of the world.

Pfft, you're my sibling. You're my younger brother, Lee-Anne's my big sister, and Caleb is my older brother. We're a family. XD Goodnight!

Oh, hey! Sorry for being silent. Goodnight, Ash! I'll talk to you... Whenever!! XD

Yep. He's going to bed now I think. XD

Yes. Sleepy Town. Population: Ash. XD XD

Um...you're my sister in law then! Pretty much. Because you and Caleb. You're basically my sister in law. XDDDD @Caleb I'm staying up. Scrèw sleep. Tomorrow's Friday anyways! XD

@Lee-Anne Yeah, I don't wanna think about that. I wouldn't date my sister if I had one. XD XD XD

I don't know. Maybe some sick person in Tomodachi Life. XD XD XD And I'll actually be going till sleep before too much longer. Maybe. XD XD

@Lee-Anne S1ck, scrèwed up people. XDDDD AND HOLY CWAP, I JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHING... Good thing I get along with you, Lee-Anne, because you'll be my REAL sister in law one day...because...you know...YOU AND CALEB ARE GONNA GET MARRIED. XDDDDDD

Shùť it, Noah! You just like to give us a hard time! Can you believe him, Lee-Anne? XD XD

I'm gonna have little shorty people as nephews...OR NIECES. XDDDD

Silence!! Begone, begone!! Enough of your talk! You are cut off from talking! We're older, and we're grounding you! XD XD XD

@Caleb Wow. You wanna pull that card? It won't work, because age is just a number. XPPPPP XDDD @Lee-Anne OHMERGERD, I'M GONNA BE THE BEST MAN. *grabs necktie* XDDDDD

Oh yeah! You're totally right. Here. Take this money, run across the street in real life, and buy a bèèŕ. Oh? What's that? They say you're not old enough? No, kidding!! XD XD XD

...b-but...don't you two love me...? XD

@Caleb Those are people who CHOOSE to make it matter, when in actual fact, everyone's different. Some kids are smarter than some adults, and they can handle more things than they can even. Some kids are prodigees who excel at things faster than others. Only thing age affects is how you look, and your hormones. Outside of that, it's just a number. XP

You know what? That's a good question. Do I actually love that thing over there who's trying to embarrass the heck out of me and my girlfriend? Yes. Yes I do, but śhüť it right now. You're giving me a headache. XD XD XD

No, you don't! YOU RIPPED UP MY BOWTIE LIKE IT WAS NOTHING. WELL GUESS WHAT. I H@TE YOUUUUUUU!!!!! *runs away like a br@t* XDDDDD

@Noah Yeah. Unless a 7 year old tried to marry a 60 year old. That would be frowned upon, and just plain weird. Possibly weirder than me even bringing up such a crazy notion. XD XD

Who is there to embarrass you in front of? Alexei is asleep! I'M DOING THIS FOR MY OWN ENJOYMENT. XDDDDD

Yeah, but you and I BOTH know that he'll be back on eventually, and he'll see all of this! And that's just him! Imagine all the other people who might read this. Last time I checked, Lee-Anne has over 160 followers. XD XD XD

*slams door in Lee-Anne's face* *holds hand up in front of face to hold back tears* *shaky voice* YOU....HAVE RUINED....MY LIFE.... AKA, being dram@ queen. XDDDD

XD No one's gonna look at this. And Alexei doesn't care. I tease him about GG too. XDDDD

DrAMA BUM!! XD XD Speaking of which, I had someone come through my line at work today who had one of the most annoying voices ever. She would just be dreadful if she started acting like a drama queen. XD XD XD

See? Lee-Anne doesn't care. She doesn't care what ANYONE thinks. XDDDDD OW.....*trembling hand* *touches cheek* W-WHY...HOW COULD YOU...? *tears* XDDDDD

@Lee-Anne Well, yeah. Yeah, I suppose you're right. And I love you too!! XP Hey, I said last time I checked. It's been a while since I checked, OK!? XD XD XD Ah, we all hope things, Lee-Anne. I had to go check the price on paper towls because she apparently can't tell the difference between $6 and $7. Even when I explained something as simple as that, she still looked like she was confused. XD XD

XDDDD Caleb, you are so patient with people sometimes. XDDDDD

Yeah. I try to be. She thought they were $6 and I told her they were $6.99 and she totally wasn't buying that, but thank God she left. It was at the very end of my shift, and I was ready to get home. XD XD XD

*falls to the ground dramatically* *ears are ringing* I...I c-can't...heat you....XDDDDDD @Caleb People are so @nnoying. Geez. XDDDD

Wow, Noah. Have you seriously been moderated for using the word àńńóÿîńg? XD XD