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01/14/2015 11:49 PM ·Spoilers

Anyone wanna talk about conspiracy theories, I'm right here

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@teo did you come up with that yourself?

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@breloom Yes i've been working on and expanding my theory on ketchum-oak-rocket conspiracy for years now, ever since i saw the ancient looking pokeball prof. oak had as a boy in Pokemon 4ever, it was at that moment i knew.

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Lol keep going bro

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I'm afraid it's much more grave than i'd hoped it to be. The latest data reports that not only do the correlations between team rocket and the world famous professor oak go together like sombreros and tequila, The Project now believes the link between the two go back to a much more personal level... a familial level perhaps... I bring you back to the year 1907, the wonderful world of pokemon has

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been cast inti turmoil once again by the barbaric team aeroplane, some say predecesors to the rocket clan but i think not. To avoid breaching my confidentiality clause some names of places and the exact times of events may be redacted. Team aeroplane had just captured the raichu of a trainer named McSmiddieus and without this team together the hopes for tne planet looked slim, enter the oak family

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Mind blow right here!

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and a quiet day in ******, Kanto. Samuel Oak and his trusty charmander were walking down route ** just after defeating the 9th gym(the battle act of 1967 capped the number of gyms to just 8) on this solitary road back home prof oak encountered what appeared to be a group of shiny primeapes. To his dismay these "primeapes" turned out to be a mixture of swamp gas and the electrified silhouettes of

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team aeroplane being electrocuted by raichu. After a few moments the gas cleared and prof oak was free to inspect the debris strewn along the path. it was here that he found an object/pokemon we at The Project only can refer to as missingno#2** this, thing if you will, had some kind of strange aura about it and did some funky things to the young professors brain. This is when he developed an

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imaginary friend he so aptly named Giovanni. At the beginning they were as inseperable as the mind and soul, but rather quickly this entity within his brain began to develop certain areas of his brain to better suit the creation of pit traps and hot air balloons. Many years later while prof oak was studying at ******* university, Giovanni started becoming stronger, eventually strong enough to

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I'm still here btw

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force prof oak to build a type of body-soul physical seperation machine using his famous formula G =µ³(b÷i²)^♭×ƒ. Using this equation Gio(as he likes to be called) escaped the depths of the professors mind thus team rocket was born. The Project is currently uncertain as to Gio's next move. we think he may be planning to find missingno#2** again with some process involving ash's pikachu. What we do

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I'm your first follower?

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know for certain is that the professors mind has been manipulated through some psychological/spiritual/spacial device left behind by the mastermind Gio. Ash's current pikachu being a fraud, the creation of the pokedex being a hoax, and the outright lies from Misty, May, Dawn, Iris, and Serena. May was our best operative the traitor! Anyways, our current mission is to free prof oak of this

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3rd party's manipulation. As far as we know the key to stopping team rocket once and for all is locked away in this brave mans mind. I'm afraid that is all i am permitted to explain to you at this time, The Project has requested I ask you to infiltrate team rocket and gain audience with Gio, we will handle it from there unless you agree to undergo further CQC training, can we count on your support

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Yes you can sir

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I'm at your command

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Outstanding! You are doing this entire this region, no... the entire world a service that will be rejoiced upon in legend for the next millennium. A war is coming... brace yourself and save your family, it's already too late for everyone else. °ˇ__^__ˇ°

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I don't want to save my family

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Even better this way you'll have no distractions, I understand though. My family sold me to a travelling ant circus for a single JFK half dollar. Alas it has made me the man I am today.

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