I bet, it's... BATMAN!

i'm more random than you know... by the way, you have lovely earlobes.

BRING ET ON I WANNA DISPROVE EINSTEIN.

*chucks ice cube at ye nose*

WAYNE GRETZKY IS SKATING ON MY CEREAL BOWL! *slams fist on bowl, sending it flying*

undesputed best pro hockey player ever.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

*farts on Sean and eats cereal*

w8 y

cuz Shawn WE MUST DISPROVE EINSTEIN.

LIVE AND LEARN IF YOU BEG OR IF YOU BORROOOOW LIVE AND LEANR YOU MAY NEVER FIND YOUR WAYYY

*wins* oh look at that i won. *stumbles away in a rocket-powered office chair*

once my dog killed a squirrel and put it on the couch

...my squirrel did that to a dog... the dog was alive and he barked. and now my squirrel Larry is gone...

its time to D-D-D-D-D-D-DUEL *Flops around like a Magikarp*

...his name's Gone now. *Gone spits on you and does a backflip* YEAH YOU GO GONE. *deflates*

WOW THE ALPHABET IN OUTER SPAAAAACE?@!@>?@@?

frankly my dear, i don't give a I LIKE HAM. say hello to my girlfriend. *holds my girlfriend on my shoulder and missiles fly out of her mouth*

that moment when meta knight accidentally the bread

i dun remember that. *BREAKS THE BREAD* DAMMIT THE BREAD IS NOW CROUTONS. ACH VERDAMMT SIE SIND MEINE HOSEN. (translation: OH DAMN THOSE ARE MY PANTS.)

niki minaj likes to spread peanut butter and tomato sauce on herseld so she feels better about her fake booty

*sitcom laughter* MY GAWD THAT PEBBLE HAS A FACE THAT MAKES THE SEWER COVERS JUMP.

a hobo looked at me funny so I gave him some red bull and snickers and then he turned into a farmer so then he took my car tire and used it to build his empire

FRIGGIN RHYMES. all the times. "FORGET WHAT I SAID ABOUT THE DOG I NEED MY PUDDING." -favorite fake quote from my brother's bedroom wall

I want to be an airborn ranger live a life of something and danger and its hard bcuz I dot hav no wings beter get sum red bull

*immerses self in jello* ...don't bother me i'm in my special private place. *muffledly honks airhorns, vibrating the jello*

*paints cow black* afgahni goat is that stevie nicks

VIBRAAAAAAATING you have very soft lobes, deary. *gropes ears*

Ismael said im popular the other dey that boy needs to get his facts right

CALL ME ISMAE— *gets rammed by a whale* boy that whale was a *gets rammed again*

*sprays cream on the floor*

THE BREAD IS SECRETLY THE BARD.

the bard can become whatever u want him to be

yes Shawn even the BRAD. *crowd gasps*

YES BRADF

YES BRAD. OR CHAD. (#ProbablyNamesOfTwinBrothersInASoapOpera)

OH BRAD HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME

SUGAR PEAS!!!!! *drops a nuke* *inserts face in window* MEGAHN.

RALPL[PKFKPNFLJVNOWJRNVJOLNOV *throws twig at a dinosaur*

GAS POWERED STICK!!! *whacks blanket repeatedly*

READY IKE? KICK THE BABY! DON'T KICK THE BABY

OH NO I KILLED IT. *skips in a field of flowers angrily*

IM THE ULTIMATE LIFE FORM

cuz gravity. I WILL DRAIN YOU OF YOUR MUCUS AND PUT IT IN A GIANT TISSUE AND CALL IT A SNOTTY ART CRITIC'S DEFINITION OF ART.

stars don't twinkle the moon doesn't shine my sister smells like vanilla

my feet are suddenly bubbles. feels like i'm walking on air.

*kicks a pointy rock* damn... my foot popped.

I once lost 30,000 dollars to a horse

MAH FOOT MAH STANKY FOOT I MISS ET.

who won

DJ Fishlegs one, good sir now jump in a lake with me.

sesame chicken

CALLED IT. *does the Dougie*

I got all of Ness's custom moves