how about a 90/10 alliance (due to me being ultimate overlord i get the 90.)

80/20

don't get me wrong, i like you weapons, but my minions must learn there place.

i know not where that is.

ME? A HENCHMAN? YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT! and if you so much as lay a FINGER on me i'm telling mommy.

okay, i do have some questions about evil though.

question 1. once i have a good guy trapped, why should i leave the room? i mean it's classic and all but it gives them a chance to escape.

try it mortals. i DARE you

@naterator2, hmmm..... that is very evil. i would like to hire you as the guy to take "care" of my hostages. @micha, if you don't betray me, sure i could use a sidekick. @ross, thanks! now can you eat the 5 that so idiotically oppose me? pretty please?

@antonio, i'll take it. same tab. @naterator2, hey there. @joel, see those rebels? go crazy.

♪i am the ROBBIE! thats what i am, i am the ROBBIE! with the master plan.♪

@ross, sorry! i shoud't have assumed. please keep eating weapons.

@tg, YOUR ORIGINAL CHARACTER IS NO MATCH FOR MY ARMY! GO MY MINIONS! CRUSH THEM ALL!

♪I'M PLOTTING MY SCHEMES! WHEREVER I GO! THERE PERFECT IN EVERY WAY-AY-AY!♪

@ross, cool, thanks. you get a raise.

5¢

@joel, whoa, you didn't tell me you had a laser. @ross, yessss. think PoSiTiVe

crudcrudcrudcrudcrudcrudcrud

how much dose it cost?

hmmmm......... thats kinda steep. plus it's not even for ME. any chance you can give a discount to your "good ol' pal"?

haw about -4.99?

@antonio, yes, that dose sound pleasing. after all i AM evil. now, i'm off to go ring someones doorbell and run away! HA HA HA HA HA! @micha, NO..... NO! NOT THE KITTEN KREW! i've delt with them before. THEY WILL KEEL US! @ross, GET IT QUICKLY! OUR LIVES ARE IN JEPORDY!

QUICK! USE THE CAT NIP BEFORE THEY KEEL US!

i hope this works.

wait..... what's not threatening? the kittens or my army? because i assure you I AM EVIL! AND I WILL DEAL WITH YOU ONCE I FINISH DOING THE CHORES ON MY CHORE CHART!

oh, and we can't kill the kittens because they are like hydra heads. if you kill 1 forty-seven more pop out of thin air. i don't know why.

okay, guys. i like you all. but if it comes down to it, i'm ditching you to save myself.

CRUDCRUDCRUDCRUDCRUDCRUDCRUD

i'm not dumb enough to try that.

i suggest we retreat to my underground labyrinth.

@{a}antoino, thank you. go my vile dogs go! @ross if you find any kittens that won't keel us, sure.

okay, grab them and lets go!

good, that means your on the winning side. TO MY LAIR! we shall deal with these rebels later.

[sees gold jet] SHIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNYYYYYYY

are those ALSO SSSSSSHHHHHIIIIIIIINNNNNNYYYYYYY?

I. MUST. HAVE. IT.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA TAKE OFF! QUICKLY!

that......was......odd. I WANNA DO IT AGAIN!

hello friend.

if i go to sleep, are you going to keel me?

[cats grow and multiply.]