Everyone: DO IT! DO IT! DO IT! Me: NO!

NOOOOOO! *hides in back room*

Me: NO! *runs and hides in right vent*

Me: *phew* *reads a question* ok "dear Matthew, did the animatronics adopt you? If so, why?" ...yes they did, and well my birth parents ARE DEAD D':

*wipes eyes with tissue* *picks up a dare* "I dare you to steal Chica's pizza right in front of her eyes" Me: O_O! I'll die! *picks up another dare* "I dare you to do that last dare" OMG FINE! *steals Chica's pizza* Sorry I don't have a choice! Also XD Chica: >:O OOOOOOOOHHHH NAH U DEAD NOW! GET BACK HERE BOY Me: Idk y I regreted this, this is hilarious! XD

Me: *hanging on ceiling* U mad BRUH? Chica: SSSSSCCCCRRREEEEE!!! >:O Me: X'D *falls on Chica's head, bounces off and runs away* *YATATATA plays in the background XD*

Me: YYYATATATATATA! TRYIN' Catch me SUCKA!!! Chica: OH MY GAWD!!! Me: *running away* YATATATATATA!!! Chica: *ends up in front of me some how* Me: WHAT THE *SSSSSSCCCRREEEEE!!!!*?! Chica: Mwahahaha! Me: Wut?! When?! Why?! HOW?! Heavy: He is DEAD, not big suprise Me: *gives Chica her pizza and runs away* *YATATATATA continues to play in the background* Me: X'D

Me: CANT BREATHE XD Freddy: I saw everything... XD *laughs so much he gets a reboot* Me: ... Heavy: YYYATATATATATA! Me: CANT BREATHE AGAIN XD

Me: *picks up a comment* okay and this one says... Omg are you serious?! XD Foxy: wut does it say? Me: It literally says "YYYYATATATATA! YATATATATA!" Me & Foxy: *collapses* X'D

Heavy: That was FUNNY, not big suprise. Me: X'D *tears come out my eyes* OMG!!! X'D

Bonnie: XD *falls off stage* Me: X'D... ok... ok... I'm ca- Heavy: *fires gun at the wall* YATATATATA!! YATATATATA!!! Me: OH COME O- WUT ARE YOU EVEN- XD

Heavy: He is DEAD. Me: No I saw him in the party room earlier *finally catches breath* Heavy: YA- Me: NO! X'D maybe some *chuckling* other time Heavy XD Heavy: Okay, well I go now. *goes home*

Me: *picks up another dare* "I dare you to go to the new guard you like and..." WHAT?! ARE 13 YEAR OLDS EVEN ALLOWED TO- WHAT?! D8 Toy Freddy: Wut do they want you to do with the new guard? Me: *hands him the request.* Toy Freddy: O_O... *a windows ad pops up* Windows: Toy Freddy has stopped working. Freddy: I'll get the wrench...

Purple Guy: Hello Me: I can't do that! Bonnie: do it for the fans! Me: I can't plus she ain't here so HA! New Guard: Hi everyone! Me: Hai ^_^ New Guard: *hugs me and goes to office* Me: *sigh* Bonnie: *whispers* doooooo iiiiitttttt Me: SHUDDAP!!!

Bonnie: DO IT Me: D: ...

Bonnie: *pushing me to office* Me: NUH-UH!

Me: *Leaps off Bonnie and runs to room*

Bonnie: *knocks on the door* Do you want me to show her the request? Me: O-ok Bonnie: *walks to office*

Me too...

Me: *looks at the sky*

Me: Uhh I'm pretty sure I ca- oh your sleep talking... *continues looking at the sky*

Hai

Freddy: 9:30 AM Me: Wait I spent the whole night looking at the sky? Freddy: yup Me: Wow... *to kitchen*

Chica: Pizza? Me: Pizza. Chica: piiiiizzzzzzzzzaaaaaa. :D Me: Uhh... what? Chica: Oh I thought we were just saying pizza. Me: no I was saying that I am getting pizza. Chica: Oh Bonnie: lol

*eating pizza*

Me: *picks up another request* "I dare Matthew to look at the Gold Freddy poster and let Gold Freddy crash his Wii U" Me: No. M-mn M-MN! NO NO NO NO NO NO! HECK NO! NO! I REFU- NO!

Me: *picks up a question* "Matthew, how have the animatronics not tried to stuff you into a suit?" Okay the answer, they wouldnt try because well, who raises a kid just to kill them later? and to, I have a tail and they know that the endoskeleton doesn't, so I'm safe.

Marionette: something's sounds familiar... but I can't put my finger on it... Me: Seriously T_T *cranks music box* Marionette: Ooooooohhhh... Me: *yawn* why did I stay up so late... *collapses* zzzzzzzzzzzz

11 AM Me: *wakes up* *yawn* I'll just check the requests "NEW GUARD X MATTHEW!!!" O_O... *blushing* ^_^

Me: *playing the first fnaf* (25 minutes later) Bonnie: SSSSSSCCCCCRRREEEE Me: OH NO! OH MY GAWD! WHAT THE @&$#?! WHAT THE @&$# OKAY?! *screen fizzes out* Me: *gasp* *gasp* *gasp* okay... okay... *puts phone down for a bit* Bonnie: SSSSCCCCCRRREEEEEE!!! Me: SSSCCRREE- WUT THE FAZBEAR BONNIE?! Bonnie: XD

My: *slaps Bonnie on the back of his head* Bonnie: XD I'm sorry XD

Me: I'm gonna see who the guard is tonig- *gasp* Freddy! We gotz a robber! Freddy: WHAT?! Me: Yeah! He's got all our life savings! Freddy: Yup he's gettin' stuffed >:( 12 AM Robber: Okay... WHAT?! Where's the bunny?! and Who's that kid?! Bonnie: *Goes to back room to glare right at the camera* Foxy: *looks at me* Lets both run down the hall he can't get us both at once. Me: Ok

Me: *running down right hall* Foxy: *running down left hall* Robber: *hears footsteps* Whoevers out there you don't know who your dealing with!!! Me & Foxy: *Leaps at the robber* SSSSSSSSSSSCCCCCRRREEEEEEEEEE!!! Freddy: *laughs* Good work everybody, I'm gonna go stuff him, c'mon goldy! Gold Freddy: I told you not to call me Goldy >:( Freddy: I know Goldy >:) Me & Foxy: ooooooooooooooooo! XD

Me, Foxy, Bonnie, Chica, and Freddy: *trying not to laugh* X') Goldy (XD): Don't call me goldy... Me: Why not Goldy? Gold Freddy: *jumps at me* Me: *back flips onto the table* CANT TOUCH THIS ^_^ Bonnie, Foxy, Chica, and Freddy: XD

Gold Freddy: I just really don't like the nickname... Me: *hears unpleasant noises in the back room* O_O... Freddy: Ok he's stuffed Me: Yeah... ew.

Me: Theirs a ton of them Marionette's room :\

Marionette: Ok here you go Me: *sitting on bed* *sigh* *opens locket and music plays* Freddy: What's wrong? Me: I'm just wondering, how did my parents die? Freddy: ...Well there was a car crash not far from here, so we went to go see if everyone was ok, but then we saw ur parents, lying in the middle of the road, then we heard crying on the sidewalk... It was you Me: I don't remember... D:

Freddy: *goes to stage* Me: *cries and then just lies down on the bed*

*plays smash bros*

*handstands*

Me: hai

Me: ... Foxy: *gives you a ball of yarn*

*hangs upside down with tail*