Noah...the pokemon black and white intro theme blocked the view of my favorite pokemon with the logo. HOW....DARE THEY!!!

NO. THEY BLOCKED DARMANITAN. HOW DARE THEY EVER.

LOOK IT UP ITS AWESEMUH. MY DARMANITAN, MAMIMI WAS THE STRONGEST SURVIVOR OF THE NUZLOCKE CHALLENGE! oh yeah! XDDDD

brb 30 minutes.

wont be on until later. XP

BACKO.

good timing! GG just left, so now that youre here, i can be not-bored! im glad to see ya, budderh! X3

internet problems are the worst. XP I had some last night. it took TEN MINUTES to get through theee minutes of a video. XP

protect yourself, noah. and not just from $.%.Ds.

IT TAKES TIME NOHA.

noah, after my sick, i was couging for like, 3 weeks. XP H0LY DIVER. YOUVE BEEN DOWN TOO LONG IN THE MIDNIGHT SEA. OH WHATS BECOMING OF MEEE?! RIDE THE TIGER! YOU CAN SEE HIS STRIPES BUT YOU KNOW HES CLEAN. OH CANT YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN?! GOTTA GET AWAYYYYY!

its okay, bai. ouo/

HARUM-SCARUM,

NOWA!

My hair is short and i dont like. -tries to flip hair- Why mom...XD

NOAH MY FOREHEAD LOOKS BIG AND I DONT LIKE IT.

-hides- mmmm.

-pops out, and puts on a hat- okay. XDDDD thats cool. and yesh. i do. XD

PRIDE HATZ. WITH A Z. BECAUZ Z MAKEZ EVERYTHINGZ COOLERZ. (i havent said that in a long time. XDDDD) THEN...-palpatine voice-Do it. XDDDDDD ii had an...incident today in hell-i mean the public.

i went up to the counter to order at the restaurant, i started to order but messed up. the lady corrected me, and i wanted to hide. i was so embarrassed. and i could hardly talk either, but mom wanted me to learn how to be social. Again with the person she wants me to be. Sure, i have social issues but still, she said i had to order or i wouldnt eat.she then lectured me for the entire time we ate.

and yes, i do mean emperor palpatine. XD

the way she tries to raise me is lectures, unfair punishment and adding insult to injury. GOOD JOB, MAM. Hey, uh palpatine? i broke my pencil... GLUE IT.

i dont remember...XP what will i do with this extra meat? STEW IT.

gamegrumps did it. they started a whole meme about it. XDDDD PALPATINE HELP! IM CH0K!NG ON MY FOOD!!! "chew it."

Palpatine, how'd it go with asking her out? "blew it." XDDDDDDDDD

im still couging too. XD hey, palpatine? i just met someone and- "scr3w it."

But what do you mean by that?! "Do it."

hey, what did you do to the paper on my desk? "threw it."

Palpatine, where did you get that picture? "drew it."

bye.

sorry, i got here, then i had to go. XD

MUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP.

i only slept until 5Am yesterday. and i only slept for a bit today. XD

oh. -inj3ctss caffene into you- TERE! oWo

caffeine*

-knocks you with a hammer again- GET SOME REST! oWo

-dodges- DUDE!!!

-dodges again- Calm down, emotes~!

-backflip dodges and grabs a g.un-

-sh00ts your hands- NOT TODAY~!

-sh00ts your legs and grabs a phone- -dials the p0l!c3- P0L!C3! HELP THERES AN INSANE NOAH ATTACK!!!!

-k!cks you away- HELP!!! COME QUICK!!! P0L!!!!!!!!!!!!!!CE!!!!!! -they come in the house- HOLD IT! FREEZE, WILD NOAH!

DO I HAvE PERMISSION TO SH00T?! YES!!! -grabs a mach!ne g.un- -sh00tswerewolf noah-

-goes behind you and grabs the legendary sw0rd of Berf- -st@BS YOU IN THE BACK!!!!!!-

WELL...I CAN DEAL WITH THIS!!! -makes the legendary sw0rd shine- HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! -makes the sw0rd blast a massive energy bl@st that goes around the entire land-

-walks out and makes the house and everyone in it disappear with the legendary sw0rd of berf- Now if you'll excuse me... -checks the time- i have somewhere to be. -walks into the sunset with cool, calm music playing as the end credits begin to roll-

that was the final battle. XD

because hes so cool. XD BE PROOD. XD :CD BIG NOSE EMOTE I THINK.

:CD