◆◆ Okay, I was scrolling threw you're profile Johnny, and when I saw these comments........about the Gummie Bears..... I nearly peed laughing to hard. Also, did you know I'm part Gummie Bear, and part Sock.... •˛• ◆◆
I'm part reccess peanut butter cup, and hershey's. everyday I struggle to commit canibilism against myself for 5cents a day you can help this boy from eating himself *this is not a joke don't take it seriously*
◆◆ -Looks in their room- Me: Oh my God, she had Eren taped to her chair! O—O Mikasa: So he won't think about cheating on je with Annie! Eren: Oh my Guuuud! Staaaahp it, Geezus! ◆◆
me:let the lovebirds be! wait more like overly attached girlfriend and victim mikasa:*nods* me:I would close the door If I where you and let miasa do here job of ''protecting'' eren.
◆◆ Eren: Mello! Don't you leave me in here! Me: Aghhhh, darnit! -Picks Eren up and runs- Mikasa: GET OVER HERE! ME: OOH MY GOOOOOD! I'M GONNA DIE! -Runs into Annie- Me: Aww, come on?! T^T ◆◆
me:*has a chair watching with popcorn* *you,annie,mikasa, and hanji are pulling at erens arms or legs*you:you girls need to cool off! mikasa:I owe my life to him!annie:HE MADE ME SMILE! you:wait why is hanji in this? she doesn't even like eren! hanji:because SCIENCE! me:OH MY GAWSH YOU RIPPED HIS ARMS AND LEGS OFF! eren:*crying*why me?!mikasa:wait won't they regenerate? me:ok keep going then!
◆◆ Me: -Turns into The Jumping Titan, and catches up with Annie. Holds out my hand while running- Gimme'em Annie: Make me Me: -Punches her jaw and catches Eren. -Says while running away- Bye B**ch! Annie: NOOOOOO! ◆◆
me:*sighs* that's enough eren is one of my closest friends I am not watching him being discriminated like this! *turns into a 20m class with 4arms* *catches up with you* *uppercuts you in the stomach* *catches eren* me:OK! YOU ALL GET TO KISS HIM! you:wait where's levi me:He fainted back there because he ran out of breath.eren:I DIDN'T AGREE TO THIS! me:who wants to go first?
◆◆ -Levi walks up- Levi: What's going on? Mikasa: Ooh! Me, I wanna go first! Me: -Face turns red- Uh-uhh, I don't know if I wanna do it..... -Fiddles with my hair- ◆◆
me:*punches levi far away* you:HEY! me:*whistles like nothing happened* mikasa:ME! ME! ME! me:ok. eren:I didn't agree to this! me:to bad your doing it!*has troll face* mikasa:*force kisses him* annie:you call that a kiss?! *grabs eren by the back of the head* THIS IS A KISS!*force kisses eren* *you faint by nosebleed*
◆◆ Me: -Whispers to Annie- Do you think he'd be mad if I touched his face? Annie: -Nods- Me: Oh well.. -Pokes his face- Levi: His eyes slowly slide in my direction- Me: Shoot.... ◆◆
me:oh yeah I forgot! eren:DARN IT! *mikasa and annie kiss him again* *they have FATAL NOSEBLEEDS* eren:why me? *jake from adventure time comes out of nowhere* atleast your not at tier 15! mikasa:I want to go that tier! eren:oh gosh no! me:here you go! *gives eren to mikasa* mikasa:YAY! eren:WHY ME?!?!
◆◆ Levi: -Sighs as I sit on him and put a flower crown on his head- Eren, please help me! Eren: Sorry Bae! Mikasa has a death grip on me! Me: Haha, Levi's mine now! Levi: Noooo! ◆◆
me:wait a minute... eren and mikasas kids would PROBABLY look like kirito and erens and annies kid would be REALLY ANGRY mikasa:where gonna have kids?! me:yes. mikasa:ALL MY WISHES HAVE COME TRUE! eren:screw my life.
*runs* me: dang i am banned from mexico... cr*p i am liams brother and they will hunt me wait thats new mexico. liam: come on bro! me: okay *bros run away*
*throws water at candians* liam: nice shot but wait why did they stop* adam: sqeek sqeek. *turns on voice command* adam: they are planning an ambush. liam: good mouse! *gives cheese*
me: No! *pushs johnny out of the way* *gets knocked out from a lightning bolt from the wizard* liam: Nooo bro ;*( why! *throws water at wizard but wizard throws back and gets knocked out*
me:*looks at him angrily* you.... hurt.....my.... friend..... YOU WILL BE DESTROYED! *power aura is around me* AHHHHHHH!!!!! wizard:what?! me:*crying* *shoots a very big and strong beam at him*
*takes out steak* darn it!my monkey D. luffy side want to eat this but I will five it to him! *throws steak on your face* me:where's the nearest source of water? adam:the pacific ocean. me:no problem! *throws him far away into the distance into the pacific ocean*
