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04/06/2015 5:13 PM ·Spoilers

A story for those interested. It is called "Sonex the Hodgeheg" enjoy.

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  • Sonex. A blue hedgehog who could run faster than a snail or a box (depending on the day) was going down a golf course at his blinding speed!

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  • Suddenly a Robof being calling itself "Robotnegg" plopped out of the sky and broke one of his mechanical legs. after screaming and crying for a full hour it spoke to Sonex. "I am Robotnegg" it proclaimed loudly to the hodgeheg. "I am an evil Raba and am here to make your life miserable!"

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  • with those words (calling itself a raba instead of Robot as is proper in greenland) Robotnegg said "Poof!" for effect as he sent Sonex through a portal... because he's a jerk. and Sonex was now in another part of greenland that contained many Raba around him.

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  • Now one of these Raba Sonex recognized. it happened to be one of his cousins twice thrice removed. Sonex ran over to him in under a day and said plainly "long time no see." his cousin now turned into a raba turned around and said "long time no see." with which Sonex then replied "long time no see."

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  • his cousin then spontaneously exploded and Sonex cried for a good solid second before running away from the scene clearly haven forgotten the tragedy after such a long time. In as little as a fortnight Sonex had run 1/4 of a mile and was well exhausted when he spotted a figure standing next to a bridge called "out of order"

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  • besides the amazing bridge name Sonex was more interested about this figure until it turned around and proclaimed. "long time no see" with which Sonex said "long time no see" and this individual replied "heh. long time no see" Sonex now recognized this thing. it was shanex. a total fake from him that looked nothing like him since shanex was a hodgeheg of similar height size and shape.

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  • And Shanex ran 1/958267 times slower than Sonex. Sonex realizing this hodgeheg said "you are shanex and you are bad, but let us team up and beat the evil raba robotnegg" Shanex thought thoughtfully for 9 thoughtful minutes before saying "hmph, we are enemies and must remain that way!"

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  • However after 2 bananas in length of time went by, he said "We were enemies but now we are friends!" Sonex still keen on beating the evil raba said quickly "thanks shanex now I must go collect the 13 chaos donuts so that I may beat our enemy." shanex stopped him however saying "no, I've already collected all the chaos donuts! including the chocolate one!"

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  • So Sonex "borrowed" these donuts and turned into Gonex! a golden version of him that made him invincible! running quickly to Robotnegg's evil lair he got to the "Hello Kitty!" fair in 7 years. He found the raba and told him "Long time no see." the raba turned around. crossed it's arms and said back "heh. long time no see." then tail the Fax and Shanex were next to Sonex.

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  • (Gonex had lost the donuts on the way there when they accidentally fell into his mouth hole. thusly Sonex was back) With his friends they got the trash beaten out of them since robotnegg had a suit similar to that of a hodgeheg that allowed him to go at the same speed as Sonex. he called this form of his: "Metal Sonex"

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  • After they got their trash beaten Sonex stood back up and said. "want to know how I run so fast? It is because I too am Raba!" with that he jumped on robotnegg's face and shot him with eye lasers. with that the deed was done and robotnegg was no more.

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  • Sonex having saved Greenland (about 1/15th of it) went home peacefully and then exploded. the end.

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  • Shoulda been chaos swiss rolls.

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  • Oh my gosh you're right! Oh well. Too late now.

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