Me: Hey cop!! Cop: What!!!!!! Me: Where is the police station?! Cop: In your butt. Me whispering to self: stupid cop. Cop: go in a pipe or something. *i bring giant green pipe* Cop: uhhhh i was just kidding. *i go inside pipe* *Cop wipes his eyes* cop: this is officer rick and i am gonna faint. walkie talkie: please respond. call the ambulance company!!!!!!!