Here. *tosses you a bandage* No need to thank me, senpai~

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Wow.. thank you! *phone rings- It's my classmate named "Bea", which you misread as "Bae"*

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"BAE"!? OHMYGOD WHO IS THIS!? I WILL KILL HER! *knives glint in pocket*

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NONONONONO! It-it's my classmate! PLEASE! ..That doesn't help, does it..?

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N-not really.... Are you SURE that's not what it said? *grabs knife*

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YES! PLEASE.. SPARE ME! What can I do to make you not kill meeeee~?! ;^;

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I won't kill YOU... But... Who's this person on the phone?

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No one.. see?! *rings again, answers it* Hey, Kumie, just wanted to say, I had SOOOOO much fun last night. I mean, it was SOOOO big! I didn't think I was gonna make it! I think I was gonna pass out, but in the end, I felt AMAZING. Omigarwsh, we should do it again sometime. See ya!

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*laughs* You're so normal.

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Does that mean I'm safe? *sweats*

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...Sure, why not.

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*phew* Thank you.. *someone knocks at the door* POLICE! OPEN UP!

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*pulls out katana* NO THANKS!

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NO! PLEASE! DON'T TAKE HER, PLEASE! ..Well, don't take me either, but- DON'T TAKE HEEEEER~! HOW DO WE ESCAPE, INKY?!

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Windows exist for a reason! *grabs your hand and jumps out the window*

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Alright, now, where do we lay low?

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THE FOREST. *stupid grin* Yeeeah.

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Does that work? Yas? Nu?

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Fine, whateva!

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Okay... *dodges bullet* We better hurry. *dashes into the forest*

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Let's find a cozy- *dodges bullet* -spot! How about.. *sees swamp, with and an ogre bathing in mud* ..Err.. where do you suggest?

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How about the treehouse right above our heads? XD

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(Birdemic?) Sure! :3 *climbs*

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Hup! *jumps up* That was easy. XD

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o_e ..Impressive. This place is kinda nice. Whydja choose here?

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Where do you think I stay when the police are after me? *awkward laugh*

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e_e M'kay. Well, do you have any forms of entertainment here?

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Yeah. There's some stuff in the cabinets....

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*checks* Fish, fanfiction, tartar sauce?! A picture of me in bed, a really tacky doll of Japan from Hetalia?! Inky, all this stuff is weird, smelly, weird and smelly, or just outright disturbing.

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*really awkward laugh* OTHER cabinet, please...

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Yep~! Wanna play? ^ヮ^

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Sure.. why not? Do you want the GamePad or Wiimote?

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Either one, senpai~ [ECH, I'll be gone for an hour or two.]

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[And I'm back. Yay.]

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(YES! *glomp*) Wiimote it is. *game starts* Inky: Kumie, I wanna (admins) your (admins)! Kumie: B-but Inky, th-this is rated E- Inky: I DON'T CARE! Kumie: B-BUT- Inky: KUMIIIIIIE!! *glomps* Kumie: NOOOOO- *hawt smex minigame* Err..

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I didn't make this. I swear I didn't! *hands in the air*

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I know nothing about making video games! My brother gave me it! OH, GAWD, HE'S ONLY 10. WHAT THE HECK LOGAN!?

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I swear, I've never played this game before! *blushing*

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*OH GAWD WHY face*

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I mean, who else could've made this? Who would sell this to the public?!

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My friends would... *shivers*

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Who do you think I hung out with before I met you? Zoey? ...Okay, maybe, but that's not the point.

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What do you mean that's not the point?! We're on the FBI's Most Wanted list, you have more corpses than a cemetery, I'm being forced to play a disturbingly-hawt (I won't lie :T) video game of us most likely created by you.. *cries* I'm sorry, Inky.. I'm sorry for being so mean~!

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*hugs you* It's okay, senpai... If you don't want to do this... Y-you don't h-have t-t-to....

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*sniff* I think I do have to.. You're in hands-reach of your cutlery set..

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Okay, yes you do, I just want you to be happy, so I lied... Forgive me for that...

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I won't hate you. Really. *hugs* *below the treehouse* Kid: Hey, look, a free treehouse! SCORE! *starts climbing*

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Okay... As long as you don't hate me... *smiless*

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Kid: *knocks on door* Helloooo~? Anybody hooooome~?

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YES, PEOPLE ARE HOME! GO AWAY! *throws knife at door*

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Kid: *knife in face* I don't think the lady wants us here. Kid 2: I don't think so either. Is that a knife in your face? Kid 3: isyousrs.jpg

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SORRY! [XD] PLEASE LEAVE!

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But we wanna see the action! :D

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NO THANKS KIDS~! GO AWAY BEFORE I GET MY KNIVES~!

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Kid 2: You're such a nag. Kid 1 and 3: oh lawdy hes gonna git it

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*walks outside carrying four knives* ALL RIGHT. WHICH KNIFE SHALL I KILL YOU WITH!?

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Hmm... Eh, you're not worthy of my knives. *pushes the kid and walks back inside* Back, senpai~

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*crawls from under couch hiding place* Hai..

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...Are you okay? You look pale...

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I assure you, I'm fine! Your homemade Kumietorie plush kept me company!

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*smiles* Okie-dokie.

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So.. you wanna.. watch a movie, perhaps? :3

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Sure! *sits down on a chair* Like what?

Yeahs1

Whaddya have?

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LOTR... And that's basically it. :P

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...Mmhm. Fine, let's watch it. Shall we cuddle?

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Yes please! *squees and walks over to the cabinet*

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*prepares to watch the medieval goodness*

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*rummages through cabinet* ECH, WHO PUT TWILIGHT IN MY DVD COLLECTION!? ...*pulls out LOTR* Found it!

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Well, don't keep me waiting! ..Twilight?! Burn them. Don't even sell them. Just.. rid them from existence.

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*LOTR PLAYS WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUU!* *lays on bad* C'mere, senpai~!

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[*bed My typing skills are amaze.]

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Sure. ^ω^ *lays on bed and cuddles with you*

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*watching the movie* ^ヮ^

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*snoozes peacefully with you 'cuz I'm not really into LOTR and only watched it 'cuz you probably like it and you're cuckoo-in-the-coconut*

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*puts my arm around you* Sleep well, senpai~

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*dream* Inky: Kumie, I have an announcement to make.. Kumie: Yes, dear? Inky: The reason my tummy seemed to be bulging lately is that- Kumie: All those cookies you've been eating have finally caught up to you? Inky: No.. We're having a baby.. Kumie: WHAT?! H-HOW?! Inky: I dunno. But, now, you'll never leave me~~~! Kumie: I couldn't anyway! Inky: I KNOW~! *a million smoochies*

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[XD What.] *strokes your hair*

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*another dream* Inky: C'mon, senpai, the sooner you eat your applesauce, the sooner we play more Kumie x Inky Simulator 2015~! Kumie: I CAN'T TASTE ANYMORE, GAWDDEMMIT! Inky: MAKE IT WORK, DAMMIT!! *shoves applesauce in face*

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[XD I'm legitimately laughing right now* Your hair is soft....

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*last dream* Kumie: If the box is light and the room is dark, does it shine on the second blue moon in this century of the many, many years on Planet Earth to come in terms of the mass of the sun divided by fried chicken? Inky: .........................................................................What?

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*gets a little closer* He's so peaceful when he sleeps.. It's adorable...

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*purrs* >ω<

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*smiles*

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*mutters* Who puts a paw in ink..?

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*laughs* If you can hear me, it's my warrior name... Inkpaw... It has to do with my love of writing...

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*mutters* You burnt my toast again, Inky.. YOU DID IT AGAIN..

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*thinks: Did I now... XD* *goes back to petting your hair*

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*wakes up* How long was I out?

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I don't know, I fell asleep too... [In school.]

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Doesn't matter. *snuggles* (Me too.)

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M'kay~

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I'm bored. Let's go on an adventure! :3

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Okay! Where to?

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