ruto: hey link what did u get for ur birthday? link: i got a half eaten hot dog some goron sweat and a deku baba eye zelda saria and malon: look who it is the idiots ruto: hey dont push him around zelda zelda: oh ruto what r u gonna do push link: hey dont be mean to ruto *slaps zelda* zelda: oww jerk ZANT!!! link: oh no ruto u gotta help ru...to aww shes gone zant: hey dont hit my girlfriend