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Sheriff: Koop was arrested for squashing a goomba inside of the hat factory.

Koop: I didn't do it Mario, I swear! You have to defend me.

Mario: I should head back to my office to see if my assistant has any ideas.

Lily: Investigate the crime scene then head to the courthouse. You should know that!

Guard: No entry to the crime scene without detective Goombshoe's permission.

Kay: We koopas are light-weights, but only koopas with wings can jump like this.

Piranha: Only heavy objects can break through ceilings from up above.

Sir Thromp: That's the room where Bob the goomba got squashed. Used to be a ceiling.

Beetle: Hats can break through walls. Ceilings too, but only from underneath.

Koop: I'm counting on you, Mario. I'll wait here, I'm too nervous to watch.

Judge: Court is now in session for the trial of Koop.

Koop and Bob the goomba were enemies.

Koop jumped on Bob's head.

Lily: Select the statement that contradicts the evidence.

Koopas need wings to jump.

Koopas aren't heavy enough to squash goombas.

Judge: Witness give your testimony. Let me know if you spot any contradictions, Mario

Koop used a hat to break through the brick walls.

Then he used a hat to squash Bob.

Judge: Why is that a contradiction? I don't get it.

Because the walls weren't broken.

Because hats can't break through walls.

Hedgeworth: The prosecution would like to call Sir Thromp as the final witness.

Koop walked off a platform above the room.

Then smashed through the ceiling onto Bob's head.

Koop isn't heavy enough to smash through a ceiling.

Ceiling bricks can never be broken.

Objection!

Lily: That means Koop couldn't have done it!

Hedgeworth: Tell me Mario, if Koop didn't do it, who did?

Mario: It was Sir Thromp!

Judge: I hearby find the defendant, NOT GUILTY!

Thank you, Mario! Now I can make hats again, which is my true passion!

Goombshoe: You really saved the day, Pal!

Sir Thromp: Grrr...I could've gotten away with it if it wasn't for you.

Hedgeworth: To think, we almost sent an innocent koopa to prison.

Lily: Great job, Mario! But you know you'd be hopeless without me.

Goombshoe: Sure, pal! Show this letter to the guard to enter.

Hedgeworth: The prosecution would like to call Beetle to the stand.

Lily: Which evidence proves that statement is false?