Part 1/2 of an actual school paper: I can't believe it's not butter. It looks like butter. It tastes like butter. I smells like butter. It sounds like butter, It feels like butter, but somehow it is not butter. When I put it on my toast and it spreads, not like butter! but it does spread like wipped butter. So the real question is, is it Butter. But Chuck Noris says it is not butter, ba dum bush!