07/13/2015 11:42 PM ·Spoilers
Dis is gunna be good! R.I.P Toy Bon Bon, Alex, and that other guy, sniff liek if u cri evrytiem
07/13/2015 11:58 PM ·Spoilers
Welcome guys... TO THE GREATEST RAP BATTLE! May I present you Waffles! Jon! NaughtyU! And the newcomer... Juanito! And... START RAPPIN!
07/14/2015 12:03 AM ·Spoilers
Everybody make room for the newcomer I'll take your rhymes and put it in a blender Go ahead and sleep on the bed of failure Here, I'll knock you out for ya I heard your rhymes they are bad They aren't worth this life you have
07/14/2015 12:03 AM ·Spoilers
Before we start rappin i have something to say. Is something I have never told in miiverse. Im not from USA, Im from... Puerto Rico! But I talk english,spanish and a little bit italian.
07/14/2015 12:03 AM ·Spoilers
But how can I rap when there's no competition? All I see here is a dumb superstition. Now everyone please leave because you're all getting boring. Heck,right now I'm even sleeping and snoring.
07/14/2015 12:03 AM ·Spoilers
It's time I spit some fire.. all about these liars, because all the things you try to say will only make me higher! I'm afraid it's too late for you to make a comeback so just sit down m8s! Cuz I'm great. So let's see what you got in stock because whatever you say, I'll just return it to the shop!!
07/14/2015 12:10 AM ·Spoilers
Look im tired of everyone here.Especially U Naughty.Since im the true veteran.Even though i'm tardy.Now if you'll excuse me,I gotta go.My rhymes are very fast because "Your too slow!"
07/14/2015 12:10 AM ·Spoilers
Go ahead return these rhymes Read the fine print: No returns by waffles Yall should leave if this was a race Cuz I would be in first place Please stop I'm allergic to bad rhymes I'm here to put you in your place. It was time
07/14/2015 12:12 AM ·Spoilers
@juanito How can I battle someone if his lyrics doesnt even ryhme!? Go and play Minecraft and kill a slime. Do you work at a circus? Cuz you look like a mime! Now everyone gimme the crown cuz its mine!
07/14/2015 12:13 AM ·Spoilers
Come on guys, I've never seen this much stupidity from a couple of Fruit flys but tonight is the time you die! But it's all funny to me, watching all these children try to beat me. Keep on going, Without even knowing, that you are just making this battle alot more boring.
07/14/2015 12:17 AM ·Spoilers
Go ahead play Mario, I already won Carry my rhymes it weighs like a ton Don't worry I'll keep the crown warm For NOT you calm down don't turn to a storm
07/14/2015 12:19 AM ·Spoilers
Naughty, you're getting rekt and its about time that I check, to make sure you don't disrespect my godlike aspects. Juan and Jon, I have both of you two cutting my lawn, you ignorant frauds!
07/14/2015 12:20 AM ·Spoilers
Look you're all annoying God please stop the toying Because this is a punishment I am not enjoying Just give me something to go back And wipe away this history Naughty's rap that make us nap Is nothing but a story
07/14/2015 12:23 AM ·Spoilers
They're selling pies, telling lies Hang around stupid guys Either youre dumb or blind So without a second thought, with my right hand i signed You stupid waffle!
07/14/2015 12:23 AM ·Spoilers
Waffles you are not rhyming You are not even timing Since he didn't rhyme he should be disqualified But you should've done it at the start,since he is unqualified
07/14/2015 12:26 AM ·Spoilers
Now hold on waffles Your rhymes are unlawful I've already hit the snooze 50 times Your so quiet you're all like mimes Here's a test If your fail you'll be my footrest Oh wait you already have! Coming up with good comebacks!!
07/14/2015 12:30 AM ·Spoilers
Ha, you guys must think you're swimmin but really this sad life you're livin is full of lies and failed opportunities givin. Come on, Jon at this point you should realize your talent is gone, not that you even had some to begin with, you cut your wrist thinking "why'd I even begin this!
07/14/2015 12:33 AM ·Spoilers
@Jon Im back again hopping on a track again Im picture perfect do you deserve to hear this art Don't try to disregard if you do stay on guard Alert!Alert! Pound the alarm This journey is not even close to the start and I'm ready to embark!
07/14/2015 12:36 AM ·Spoilers
I found lies do they belong to you Waffles success is the size of poo You're all living lies Your in stage one which is denial All Your lies stretch a mile
07/14/2015 12:43 AM ·Spoilers
Juanito, you're not making sense, you creepo, for real tho. Naughty, you're far from prepared you seem scared, you'll probably get eaten by a bear, so share some common sense with these little kids or else I'll have to leave them with some busted lips.
07/14/2015 12:47 AM ·Spoilers
Its over!! Jon 1st place NaughtyU 2nd place Juanito 3rd place Waffles 4th place sorry waffles its the truth you were kinda lame. All you did was talk about you winning and us losing like the last one. Getting that out of the way, Congratulations everyone!
07/14/2015 12:50 AM ·Spoilers
And don't even get me started on Mr. I've just lost, who can't decide if he's a king or a boss! You're nothing so just get lost you little flaw, you're still standing there with plenty of awe. But please save yourself some trouble and get out of here on the double!
07/14/2015 12:53 AM ·Spoilers
@waffles Are you on drugs Or too much coffee in your mug If I was an animal, I'd be a lion You'd be a zebra if you think u can beat me, then you are lying I spit rhymes faster than machines You're most likely to turn to a fail meme As for the rest well they're dead meat I'm faster than a guy named Pete
07/14/2015 12:55 AM ·Spoilers
So, I guess I'm out but I won't shout or pout because in the end where all just doing this just for fun, welp, I've had a good run and good luck to everyone in the competition! (I was pretty lame this time around XD, but not last time)
07/14/2015 12:57 AM ·Spoilers
Yeah, sorry I was still rhyming when you posted the results.
07/14/2015 12:59 AM ·Spoilers
Yeah. Guys check the start of this rap battle after i say that it started. you'll see something i wrote
07/14/2015 1:06 AM ·Spoilers
OK, if she joins I guess......OK I was pretty bad this time around but next time....oh..next time...........I'm commin 4 u (è_é)
07/14/2015 1:15 AM ·Spoilers
I bet you that Jon is dancing and jumping while sweet victory music from Spongebob plays in the background XD
07/14/2015 1:16 AM ·Spoilers
Lol or that song of... we are the champions, till the end, wua wua wua we will fight for bla bla bls XD
07/14/2015 1:18 AM ·Spoilers
Yeah, or any song in general that is played while being victorious...
07/14/2015 1:19 AM ·Spoilers
Waffle im freaked out by that tulpa thing what do you mean?
07/14/2015 1:20 AM ·Spoilers
Oh... that thing XD Basically the idea of a Tulpa is that if you sit and jus- Google it....
07/14/2015 1:24 AM ·Spoilers
Well, I got to go, gud nite evrywun! P.S. Me and my Tulpa r gunna git u (è.é)
07/14/2015 1:24 AM ·Spoilers
I know what a tulpa is through your comments. but how does it look like and is he gone after some time?
07/14/2015 1:27 AM ·Spoilers
They are hallucinations, or imaginary friends created by YOUR MIND!!! *dramatic music*
07/14/2015 1:29 AM ·Spoilers
But how do they look like and are they going to stay forever?
07/14/2015 1:29 AM ·Spoilers
A Tulpa looks like anything you want it to be, ex: a rock an animal, or even a human. Like I said it's extremely hard to make one and mine is already speaking! A Tulpa won't leave unless you ignore it or kill it in your mind (Yes, that sounds stupid lol)
07/14/2015 1:34 AM ·Spoilers
You can remove a Tulpa but it's kind of messed up......I know a Tulpa seems weird and all but the more you start talking to one the more you grow more attached to it. It's like a......a......a mindchild! But you should research it if you're interested. Oh and ignore all of that fake stuff the ppl say on the internet