The things he's done in it...

Ugh, I'd rather share a bed with ya!

Fine, there's plenty of room. *goes to sleep*

*hops in cat's bed* ahhh...this is better. *turns over* g'night!

*whispers* Goodnight Alfred! *whispers* And I'm guessing bats has cameras in here, so goodnight bats! (Goodnight dudes :3)

Night

.....*still sleeping*

*wakes up and throws a knife at Robins hand*

*grins without opening eyes* Hiya bird boy.

(Think I should change my mii back?)

*gets out of bed and sits next to robin on the floor* aww, don't cry little birdie. Want me ta' kiss it to make it feel better? Heehee...

Hi Batman. *stares at Robin*

(Ok, just thought I'd do it since I'm not in mass-rage mode about the joker anymore :D but I can still wear this to honor him)

*kisses Robin's cheek leaving a giant black kiss mark* Buh bye, bird-brain!

Well, I guess we have to wake up with that thing watching us.

What can ah say? I'm too hot ta' handle! *gets up and stretches* Ahhhh.

Hmm, I've been thinking of changing my look.

Who knows, Timmy? Maybe if yer a good boy, I'll be sittin' right here waiting' for ya.

*giggles* that is, if deadshot don't get ta' me first!

Touch me again bird breath and you nerver be able to see the sight of day!

*hisses at Robin*

One more comment like that, and I'll make you smile. PERMANENTLY. *clicks knife*

Dang! Go Harley!

Thank ya kit. Biya birdie! Mistah J would be proud...*smiles sweetly*

He screams like a girl! Hey maybe he's a girl... It would explain the pear tree indecent.

..........Batman likes pears?

EWWWWW!!! Haha!!! That reminds me of a Joke!!!!!

Nasty Bats!

Here's the joke: "Why is robin called the 'boy wonder?' "

Exactly!! Ya pretty good at jokes, bats.

Mmhmm! How ya doin' bats?

Aww, why?

'Ello Bat's. I 'eard everyone is scared of you, I'm 'ere to prove a point. *pulls out gun*

(Underland!!! Alice-in-Wonderland is life!!! ♥)

1. I'm not a ''Chic'' I'm a woman 2. Its called underworld 3. Your my dinner. *sucks Batman's blood*

So Batman. You want to be a vampire?

Hello Selene...its been awhile...

Yes...

I just had an idea... We mix her blood in with Mistah J's! He'll be immortal then! (Goodnight! :3)

Hmm, who's "Mr.J"?

He's the sweetest man that has ever lived...*siiigh* puddin'... ♥

Interesting, there is one small problem to that idea

What?

He might be a imortal, but 'e will never be able go see the sunlight again. The only way I can go out in the sunlight is because I drank the blood of a original vampire.

Hmm...I'll think about that...

It's a curse...I was tricked into bring a vampire by Viktor...he's dead...

Well that's good. That he's dead I mean. Do you think turnin' Mistah J into a werewolf will help him at all?

They can't eat normal food, and they can't control themselves at all...

In that case, he won't be that Much different. Except for the fact that he turns on the full moon.

Okay...I'll get my boyfrie-- I mean friends blood...

Hiya bats! :3

bruce please don't tell my your a vampire! nooo! *shrugs* eh who cares..but..you owe me 50 dollars *sighs*

really bruce *shakes head* I thought you were cool without vampire...well now im even more scared of you

Yay!!!!! Hi bats!!!!! *hugs*

Finally!

Awww, ya missed me?

I dunno, do that whole, *holds up pigtails and says in deep voice* "I'M BATMAN" thing

There we go!!! *giggles* that's the bats I know. Hey guess what?

While Alfred had you grounded, Bane gave me the cure to fix Mistah J...and it worked!

Just lettin' ya know. Since ya got a lot of catchin' up to do. Plus Selene from Underworld was here and everything, she turned me into half vampire half werewolf. I'm not anymore though. I wanna be one again...

I haven't yet. But she does seem fun!

Black + skintight suit + b@d@$$ = Batsy like!

I knew that's why you liked Selene. Plus their names sound alike!

Nah. I wouldn't. It'll be between you and me, bats. Pinkie swear! *holds up pinkie*