Don't Touch Anything Red Community

wariomitchfam

07/02/2015 5:45 PM ·Spoilers

beat that

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  • olimpics03

    07/07/2015 12:05 AM ·Spoilers

    i did

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  • Tyler

    07/14/2015 6:05 PM ·Spoilers

    you should have had a score of 1

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  • Josh

    01/20/2016 10:06 PM ·Spoilers

    I've spent the last 6 months devising intricately detailed strategies for breaking this extremely high score. My results are this equation: Lets suppose the player is represented as the variable, p. If p is multiplied by 300 then you have 300 players. With them, you can bring them to a zoo and buy them tickets to a giraffe ride. When they're satisfaction reaches its maximum, this is when you...

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  • Josh

    01/20/2016 10:10 PM ·Spoilers

    pt. 2) challenge them to the most difficult task ever asked of a human ever. This is to press the B button when the red blob slowly moves across the screen. To determine the speed of this projectile, you must find the resolution of the screen the game was designed for. Take this, and find how many pixels wide the red object is, and see how many pixels the projectile flies leftward. Take your...

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  • Josh

    01/20/2016 10:13 PM ·Spoilers

    pt. 3) Take this and this is its speed. Time the seconds from the starting of the game to the time of arrival of the projectile. Subtract a minor delay in time for pushing the button and the console recognizing that you did. This will be around .015 seconds. This is the time in seconds from the beginning of the game to the time to launch the oh so awaited pressing of the B button. At this...

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  • Josh

    01/20/2016 10:17 PM ·Spoilers

    pt. 4) precise moment in time, pressing the B button will allow your individual character to jump over the first projectile, whose sole purpose is to impose an inevitabley fatal and brutal death upon your avatar. Accomplishing this almoast impossible feat will grant the player a grand total of 1 point. According to another scientific study of mine, the #1 is indeed of a larger quantity than...

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  • Josh

    01/20/2016 10:20 PM ·Spoilers

    pt. 5) your accomplishment of the score consisting of the #0. Therefore, in conclusion of this large, in-depth experiment, i inevitably declare that performing this overly detailed list of instructional narratives, one shall indeed surpass this ridiculously high score of 0. Thank you for reading this.

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