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07/20/2015 3:18 AM ·Spoilers

Put your hand up if you want the story of Saylor Twift for your very own to tell Roleplays!

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  • *Puts hand up*

    Yeahs0
  • Alrighty then Can I be my OC, Saylor Twift? I'm a sparkly vampire and I'm broody all of the time! I take selfies with a black and white filter and post about how everything sucks (because I'm a vampire) on Vampverse. I sing in a band, we sing about life and death and stuff. We're called the 11 Inch Scissors.

    Yeahs1
  • Saylor had a dark upbringing. He was born in the fires that were left when DmC's Dante and Shadow the Hedgehog faced off for the last time. The resulting edge cut a hole in the fabric of space and Saylor fell through.

    Yeahs2
  • After a few years of wandering the world, Saylor realised something. He hated EVERYTHING. And for some reason felt the need to pierce his ears and dye his hair black. Taking a selfie with a black and white filter calms his rage, but only momentarily. He's still completely evil and wants to kill things.

    Yeahs2
  • Saylor Twift realised that Slenderman was after him following an incident involving goats and pancakes. So Saylor recruited his parents, Shadow and Dante who had since become OTP and canon to all of the universe, to create the Edgiest Trio.

    Yeahs1
  • And if anyone asks about Bustin Jieber, you tell them this sad story Saylor and Bustin Jeiber were friends at first, and then it became something more. Saylor and Bustin were so mysterious to each other and didn't show their emotions at all so it was hard to tell if they were happy. Bustin wanted to sing in a band on stage, and so did Saylor...

    Yeahs1
  • So it all started to go bad when Bustin would sneak out to auditions late at night. She auditioned for a band called No Direction and got the part of being the bad boy girl that didn't sing just posed really cooly. Saylor didn't like that, not. One. Bit. So, with her parents watching, he took a meme to her.

    Yeahs1
  • Saylor looked down at Bustin who was now tied to a table and he just smiled while he took his shirt off to reveal a bunch of hawt tatoos. He looked at her and just said "Oh, I'm not gonna dank ya, I'm just gonna meme ya really, really bad." while super awesome Nine Inch Nails came on the radio.

    Yeahs1
  • That was when Saylor heard of this super new OC band called the 11 Inch Scissors and they sung about how much everything sucks, which was right up Saylor's alley! They even took selfies with a black and white filter! How great is that? He thought to himself as he went to try out for the group.

    Yeahs1
  • Suddenly a guy with metal teeth jumped out from an alleyway! So Saylor broke him in half with a monsterous fist and kept walking, not looking back at the explosion because Saylor isn't like that. Saylor is cool.

    Yeahs1
  • Suddenly, a purple hedgehog appeared from around another corner and said "Psssh, nothing personnel, kid..." and showed off his partially bitten off ear. Saylor smiled at this try-hard and revealed both of his bitten off ears as well as the piercings.

    Yeahs1
  • Saylor Twift finally auditioned for the band, he especially loved the song 'Everything inside my soul is darkness and despair' and sung that with all the heavy metal he could. But suddenly, the noise of 'THE TIME HAS COME AND SO HAVE I' broke the sound barrier and the bar fell apart and Saylor was left standing against Nero.

    Yeahs1
  • And if you can post all of that into an RP before anyone catches on to you, congratulations, you won the RP

    Yeahs1
  • So edgy

    Yeahs0
  • Saylor Twift is 20% edgier than most leading brands.

    Yeahs2
  • So edgy..

    Yeahs0

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