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Ozzyozzy129

01/01/2016 10:04 PM ·Spoilers

Few animals are more fun than monkeys! I mean they can do all sorts of stuff to entertain, y'know, if they aren't taking over the planet. But why not watch two of 'em duke it out? Diddy Kong, Donkey Kong's little buddy, and AiAi, Sega's own magical monkey! I'm Ozzy and it's my job to analyze their weapons, armor and skills in order to determine who would win a DEATH BATTLE!!!

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  • Time for Diddy vs AiAi to come along! As for the speed category, AiAi is faster than Diddy no doubt, but as he increases in speed, he looses traction. Diddy's acrobatic abilities and general agility can help him deal with AiAi's superior speed. Their both incredibly strong, especially for their size, but Diddy Kong is just a tad stronger(referring to pure physical strength.) AiAi's capable of

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  • knocking away vehicles and crumbling doors with his punches thanks to being a Power Type, but Diddy Kong's own strengths surpass him, being able to deadlift entire ships on his own. For the weapons/powers category, while both Diddy Kong and AiAi have a plethora of different abilities, Diddy offers much more offensive power than AiAi, and Diddy's weapons are far stronger. With that said, AiAi's

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  • chants give him mobility on par with and possibly a tad better than Diddy's. With his spells, he can roll up walls, fly around and float in water. Diddy Kong is an excellent swimmer, has his Barrel Jetpack and is an expert climber. However, if Diddy takes too big a hit whilst flying, he could lose the jetpack. Lastly, both are incredibly durable, but Diddy Kong truly wins this category because he

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  • takes heavy hits without relying on the protection of the Monkey Ball. With all that settled, lets get to the victor! Firstly, because of AiAi's lack of offensive power, he'd eventually become very predictable in his fighting. He has no projectiles whatsoever and needs to get within range for the Boxing Ball to reach. Overall, this puts him at a huge disadvantage from the get go, as Diddy's Peanut

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  • Popguns can easily keep AiAi far enough away with the force that they hit with. Not to mention how easily one of AiAi's charges could be for Diddy to dodge, or even counterattack. Should AiAi manage to remove Diddy's jetpack midflight, be it a well aimed Boxing Ball attack or ramming into him with his recovery flight, Diddy still has plenty to dish out. You see, while AiAi's Monkey Ball may be

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  • able to take Diddy's punishment, but he can't dish out nearly as much. AiAi might be able to throw a pretty powerful punch, but that isn't comparable to the Giant Punch that Diddy was able to shrug off. We all know that DK's Giant Punch knocked the Mushroom World's moon out of orbit, and we know that punch hits with an absurd amount of force to move that moon,(approximately 3,346 megatons of

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  • force) so even if AiAi was travelling at his quickest speed, reeling back his strongest punch, he couldn't come close to even matching that. In order for AiAi to match the Giant Punch's force, he'd need to move nearly 3 trillion miles per hour and somehow line-up that punch perfectly. Even if he was somehow able to accomplish such speeds however, there's no guarantee that he'd hit Diddy, as he'd

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  • have no control over his traction at all at that point. Eventually once the two have duked it out long enough, something would have to give. AiAi's recovery magic is very limited, and he'd be done for if he tried gliding back to Diddy. AiAi's Monkey Ball would only help him so much before the inevitable is no longer delayed. AiAi should've just stopped monkeying around. The winner is Diddy Kong!!

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  • Done! Here's a diagram for anyone wanting exact figures on the Giant Punch thing. The Next Time will be posted in about 20-30 minutes!

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  • This death battle was cool and all, but I couldn't help but notice a lack of dookie flinging in this bout. And now that Diddy has emerged victorious from this fight, there's only one way to give this fight a proper follow up bout. LET THE MONKEY FIGHT THE ELEPHANT! LOL XD

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  • Nice Planet of the apes reference.

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  • copyright 911 alert nah im just kidn

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  • @Tyler. Funnily enough, despite always being labeled as a chimpanzee(an ape), Diddy Kong resembles actual monkeys moreso than AiAi. He has a tail, whereas other chimpanzees(and apes in general) don't, while AiAi doesn't have a tail at all, making him closer to being an ape.

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  • I completely agree with this outcome. Though something tells me Donkey didn't use his full power or Diddy wouldn't have landed in the jungle below or the planet for that matter. MONKEY IN SPACE!!!!!

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  • Well, I'd disagree only because DK was trying to get Diddy as far away from Bowser as possible, but either way. lol

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  • The outcome that you described does illustrate how powerful Diddy is, though you were still missing some of his additional abiliies. Like for example; the animal buddies. He could have used rambi to boost his speed/strength. Or he could have also used explosive barrels. But even without those additions, he was still able to win! (I'm a Donkey Kong fan, so i kinda have a bias)

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  • Oh I didn't forget 'em. lol In a Death Battle, there's no outside help allowed.

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  • You know, I never realize how powerful all these characters are until I see these battles. SINCE WHEN DOES DIDDY LIFT SHIPS!?

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  • poor, poor AiAi :'-(

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  • lol He's capable of doing a ton of strength feats that DK can, but he's isn't totally as strong as him.

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