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01/10/2016 11:54 PM ·Spoilers

Here's my list of jokes. 1: What did the wolf say to the other wolf? "Howl ya doing?" 2: What did the banana say to the other banana? "I gotta split!" 3: What did the snail say when he woke up from his nap? "I'm feeling kinda sluggish..." Also, you heard of the Muppets, right? Well, why was Miss Piggy getting worried about Kermit? Cuase he was looking alittle green! LOL

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i want to die

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Um... OK...

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I'm gonna die... Of laughter!

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i love this..

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I got some jokes. 1: Roses are red, here is something new. Violets are violet...NOT FREAKING BLUE. 2: Why did the monkey fall off the tree? Because it hit by a fridge. Why did another monkey fall off the tree? It was tied to the first monkey. Why did the man fall off his bike? He was hit by two monkeys and a fridge. 3: What do you call a three humped camel? Pregnant.

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Lol, your funny! Clap, Clap*

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Paige@ lol James@ i heard your 3rd one .

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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OK, that was good... lol

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient, and thus incapable of feeling fear. What would George Washington do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin. A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "No, all days are 24 hours long" the man replies, amazed at how uneducated the bartender is.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint. (None of those are mine.)

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I didn't get those... Mostly becuase I couldn't spell those words out... (Can't read very well)

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But Kevin, you didn't come up with any of them? I came up with all of mine.

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I got them off a website. I can't think up any of my own. Nothing that wouldn't get me in trouble with the Miiverse admins, anyway.

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Are they dirty jokes?

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No, but you know how Miiverse can be...You can get in trouble for just about any little thing.

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Oh god, I know...

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Jesus christ. I know that feeling. My best friend got perma banned on his main account for saying stupid and idiot multiple times in a single paragraph.

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