1. Why did my laptop say hello? Because it was A DELL. 2. How hard do skeletons work? Down to the bone. 3. You can tune a piano, but you can't TUNE A fish. 4. What do you get when you cross a cat with a dark horse? Kitty Purry. 5. What happens when life gives you melons? Your dyslexic. Yeah! this for more, and comment on what jokes I should do next.