(Warning:lots of laughs will be made from is made up story) One sunny day,I was felling dejected.My Friends said that my pink shirt was to girly.But then a ferocious feelin came out and I started a huge fight.It was like Mortal Kombat.I then was as cool as a polar bear at school.But then a HUGE war happened and Godzilla came and ate my homework.And thats how i open a pickle jar. (XD LOL TROLL XD)