Symptoms of Being a Salty Squid ·Posting many negative Miiverse posts. (Example: Anyone who uses a roller is a newb). People use ALL types of weapons, you know. ·Whining so much about the Splatfest theme. ·Rapidly pressing ZL after splatting an enemy. ·Getting super angry over one loss. ·Blaming your teammates for losing a match. There are many more symptoms, but I am going to stop here.