[Hey guys. I'm going to try & novelize(turn to book format) parts of this rp. I'd like to use our mii names as the names of the characters. If you want a different name or would rather not be in it…
Mido: what? Me: i need to relieve some stress. Mido: whats in it for me? Me: Well, i figured since your face is so ugly it wouldn't look that much different if i beat your face in. Mido: uhhh...
Me: Mido, just take this as a privilege, see, if i beat your face in, it might look pretty, or if you d!e, you won't have to make people cringe when they see your face.
Me: Mission acomplished! Mido: *Lays on the ground unconscious* Me: Nothing pleases me more to see Mido die... *Sighs* *walks away into the sunset as sad dramatic music plays*
<While on the road West, I see Link talking to a man from Castletown. The man points to the forest & says something before shaking Link's hand and walking on towards Kakariko.> Hmm, that can't be good
<I test the rope to see how strong it is.> <The knot on my end easily comes undone but the rope is strong.> Welp. Here goes nothing!<Gripping the rope tightly, I jump into the emptiness.>
<Gets up and walks down to the path> Okay, so this leads to Gerudo Fortess. I'll have to be careful not to be s-AGH!<Gets shot in the shoulder & drops to knees> Ngh!*gasp*Geez that hurts!
[link swings](but with what strength i have left i parry and stammer away has we fought)[he swung i ducked] (i knocked him down as i ducked and warped back to the temple of time)
<I wake up in a prison cell> Unngh. Where is this place?<I look around> Ok, no doors but one window. That limits my options. They didn't take my gear, so that's good. Hmm, this is gonna be tough.
I galloped into gerudo valley and had stopped at the carpenters tent "So anything unusual happen for tou lately?" "Not that nothing has been out of the ordinary, but earlier this morning I had heard
that there was a skirmish over at the theive's fortress. there was a guy with a big stick and a sharp sense of bravery coming through here earlier. Have you ever seen this guy?" I knew who he was
talking about and gathered all of my equipment and went out to saddle epona. "Where are you going to in all of a sudden?" he asked. "I am going to help my friend in an important quest." I said to him
<running his hand through strang grooves in the ground> "... are you sure?" KB:"Quite. A metal horse-less chariot came charging out of thin air in blazing fire."
"Then it stopped, a voice yelled 'Wrong-hic- world!'. Then the chariot zoomed off the cliff, followed by a whiring sound and a bang. Looking over the edge, there was no wreck and the chariot was gone.
<3 hours after waking up & I've just gotten out of the cell> Whew.Climbing in full armor isn't very efficient.<I crouch in the window sill, taking in my surroundings & estimating my chances of escape>
<I do a quick headcount on the guards & find that there are @ least 9 guards on patrol. I'm unsure of their skill & decide not to risk it. I attempt to climb back down but end up falling on my face.>
I arrive at gerudo valley and see the guards doing their normal routine. As I spy on the fortress I look for any sign of where Ninja Jake could be. Then I spot a puff of dust flying out a cut in the r
<I decide that I'll try to climb again and begin to scale the wall once more. I reach the top & crouch in the sill again. As I sit there I overheard two guards talking on the platform above me.>
Guard1: We should kill him now before he attracts any unwanted attention. Guard2: he might prove useful if the Twinrova can curse him, though. {Oh snap. There's no telling what they'll make me do…
…to my friends if they brainwash me. I can't let that happen!} <I look around and count only 5 guards now. I take my chance & drop down to the rooftop below me & hide behind some boxes.>
<I quietly pull out my bow and two arrows and lay flat on a ledge I had climbed up on. I stretched the two arrows out on the bowstring and took my aim. I released my grip, and the arrows took flight!
Two guards lay flat on the ground motionless before them then I make my escape before they found out where the projectiles came from darting from rock to rock making my way to Epona.> "Yah!" the
<Their numbers were too few as I could see but they got on their horses and armed themselves with bows making this into a high speed chase. I got to where Ninja Jake was and swinged him onto my horse
<I grab Veronica's bow & arrows & shoot a rider off her mount. 3 Riders remained and began to loose their arrows @ at us. I take a hit in my thigh. I pull the arrow out & fire it @ a rider that was…
…getting too close to us. The arrow hit its mark & the rider slid off her horse. The remaining two riders loosed the last of their arrows @ us before turning back to tend to their fallen allies.>
<We escaped the scene before any of the thieves could get backup and rode towards the gate away from the scene. Ninja Jake shot the rope holding the gate down and we escaped into the desert>
Thanks for the rescue, Veronica! When I some guards talking about Twinrova brainwashing me, I almost made a break for it. I'd have been cut down for sure.
Hmmm.. well first things first... where exactly am i? *Looks out tiny-bar window* What the... all i can see is two shadows in the fog... i'll have to wait til the fog lifts...
*hears a raspy voice from the shadows of the cell* Mysterious Voice: They found you unconscious in a ditch, so they brought you here. Me: Show yourself...
<After wandering in the dessert for some time, Veronica & I meet a man floating on a magic carpet. The man is kind and helps us set up camp nearby. But as I dismount Epona, I am met with a stabbing…
*The Mysterious stranger comes out of the shadow of the prison cell* Me: ... no... it can't be- Mysterious Stranger: Hello, Nathan. Me: Shadow Link?!!?!! Shadow Link: Suprise *Smirks*
…pain in my left thigh. That's when I remember getting shot during the escape. I yell out in pain as I drop onto my knees, pain surging from the wound.> AAAGH! My leg! <I gasp for breath but find…
Me: You better explain fast pretty boy before i stick this rock up your a- Shadow Link: My, you have a mouth and temper on you. I'm not Shadow Link, i'm a version of you *Smirks*
Guard1: Oy, quit talking to yourself! Me: *Whispers* im not talking to myself.. wait but.. Well... Shadow- wait... what the.. where'd he go?! *Looks around but can't find him*
