They say the worlds your oyster, man but oysters aint for me. Your the bell of the ball, but your not my cup of tea. You're always voted best in show, but this doggy disagrees. I like life at Pattys Pub. Theres a place for me , its the place i go, where the beers are cheap and the lights are low. Let the record show the greatest place to go, is that bar they call Pattys Pub.