(emmy) Emmy:-lightly pushes him off and gets up- im sorry-...why did i just apologise?...-shrugs and locks the door incase of fanboys- Brad:emmyyyyyyyyy...im hungryyyyyyyyyyyyy... Emmy:oh!ill make strawberry cake!- ...did i just say that?... Brad:yes Emmy:f**********ck....why am i acting like this....ill just make the cake. (hey!that rhymed!) -walks into the kitchen and makes the cake-
*Smells cake and wakes up thinking:Oh I get it.The girl version of Emmy has all the traits of a girl and the boy version has the traits of a boy...*Can I have some?
Geez, just wait a bit, Austin.
She hasn't died or anything... if it's any motivation, I'm *dying* waiting for Yasemin's response and I'm managing not to send worry posts just fine.
Just wait it out; she's not dead or anything, she's coming back! ^_^
Emmy:-walks out- hey!the cake is done!-walks back in and shrieks- BRAD!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ATE THE CAKE!?!!?!?!?!?!?!? Brad:i only took one piece.... Emmy:Y-YOU USED A D-DIRTY KNIFE!!!!! THAT RUINED THE ENTIRE CAKE!!!!! Brad:oh shiz....-shrugs and eats it- Emmy:YOU ARE THE MOST DISGUSTING- ....-eyes turn back to normal- you can go ahead and- NOT EAT IT!!!!! Brad:-shows a super confused face-
Emmy:t-the cake..y-you....Brad:Emmy,calm-Emmy:huu....-faints- Brad:AAH!!! -catches her- phew! i think i broke her... Emmy:-her eyes open and its normal again- YOU CAKE RUINER! Brad:that doesnt even- Emmy:dont care! -punches his face and nonchalantly walks to the bed- sup zane. Brad:oww....
Zane:*Trying to hold in laughter.*Somethings gonna happen in 3,2,1 aaaaand-*Emmy feels like she got punched with the same amount of force she delivered to Brad and Zane breaks out in laughter.*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Emmy:you think that would hurt me? geez you guys are dumba**es... Brad:...-rubs his cheek- Emmy:-rolls her eyes- i hate this...-eyes turn pink-who hit me?....-turns to brad- Brad:-slightly laughs- Emmy:you should know,there is such thing known as girl power...Brad:-gulps-
Emmy:-giggles evilly and beats the living sh*t out of Brad- Brad:AAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! WHAT THE H*LL KIND OF GIRL BEATS UP PEOPLE!?!?!? Emmy:Me~♪ -punches him in the face again and feels something patting on her shoulder- is this suppose to be pain?all i feel is patting... Brad:-starts growling- Emmy:-scoffs and gets off of him- whatevs
(sure) Brad:?...whos at the door?-walks up to the door- Emmy:NOOOO!!!!!!!!! DONT OPEN THAT DOOR!!!! Brad:why not? Emmy:-points out the window- Brad:-looks out the window and sees fangirls- o-o"'....-backs away from the door-Emmy:-sighs in relief- thank arceus....
Stay back guys.This could get ugly.*Transforms arms into machine guns*Get out of our dorm or die.*Aims at the girls but just gets tackled and has a nose bleed while thinking:At least they're wearing clothes or I'd faint from blood loss...*
*Transforms into a ghost but still is living.*Phew.*Goes through the floor then trows the girls out of the window and transforms back to normal.*It's not girls at the door,it's a shipment of things to build a special device with.
*Comes out with machine*This should work to get you both into one person again.*Backfires and Zane gets split into Zae and Zae*
Both:Facepalm*
Zane:*Goes to sleep as a Joltick*
Zae:*Puts him on the bed and she starts sleeping on the bed as well*
Zane:*Wakes up,finds that Zae rolled over on him while he was in Joltick mode and is still on him,chest first*G-GET OFF ME!!!*Transforms back to normal and shoves her off him*
(back)Emmy:ermagerd what the cookies happened?.... GASP! IM BACK TO NORMAL!!!!!!!! HOLY SHIZ!!!! Brad:if you were back to normal,i would disappear...Emmy:...meh...-gets on his back- TALLYHO! Brad:get off me!im not that horse in zelda! Emmy:dont you mean- Brad:i dont care about the name!just get off of me!!! Emmy:-puts-....NO. Brad:did you just- Emmy:i said no~♪♪♪
Zane:That's why I tried not to transform into her when he appeared.*Still having nose bleed from when Zae rolled over on him while he was sleeping in Joltick form.*
Zae:*Feels the slap too*Owwww...
Zane:That's what you get for slapping me.*Transforms back to normal and turns to Emmy*I sense someone else watching us.Besides Otaku and Austin.
Zane:I got this.*Cocoons all the Fan-Peeps in shadows*I wonder if Brad'll have a nosebleed if she...*Shoves Zae down chest down onto Brad with shadows and holds her down with shadows as revenge.*Hehehe...
Zae:STOP!!!!!!!!!!!
Emmy:thats the last straw zane....-smiles at him and knocks him out- -swears in japanese- hold on....-rips the shadow in half and released zae- there...brad,are you ok? Brad:yup.i was just wondering why he said that i would have a nosebleed if zae fell on me...i would do that if only emmy did that....-hugs me- cuz i love her! Emmy:T_T"'...
Zae:*Sighs*Fair point.*Makes it so she won't get hurt and throws him into the fangirl mob.*He'll probably enjoy that.*Mutters under her breath*M0ther fu<king perv.
Emmy:-mentally screaming on the inside- IF HE GETS MAULED YOUR GETTING MAULED TOO!!!!!!!OH MY G! WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO MAKE YOU UNDERSTAND THAT IF HE GETS HURT YOU GET HURT AS WELL!!!!!!! -facepalms and hugs brad- Brad:-smiles and hugs back- yay! shes hugging me! <3
Zane:*Still sleeping*
Zae:Good riddance.I hope they drag him to their house and make him do whatever they want.*Pries Brad off Emmy*I will do to you what I did to Zane.
Emmy:....-wipes zae's nose- there- -nosebleeds- ?....-looks at brad and sees that he's nosebleeding- oh god...-looks really pissed off and wipes her nose- i had enough of you girls.....-eyes turn silver and use telekinesis on all of them and they fly out of the dorm room and all hit the ground- ....-growls and walks outside- im not letting you girls go without a beating...-eyes turn neon purple-
Emmy:-giggles crazily- oh,you guys are going to get some~ -starts beating the sh*t out of all of them and comes back up sane not insane anymore- that felt good.
Emmy:-walks back still pissed off and drinking her shake-...i hate fanboys and i hate fangirls...-walks in her dormroom-.....-goes into her room and slams the door shut and locks it-....-slides down the door-
Emmy:-growls- I HEARD THAT ZANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!EXPECT ME TO FREEZ YOU ONCE I GET OUT THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -makes a hissing noise and her cat ears and tail pop out-
Emmy:-jolts awake and opens the door to see zane infront of her door-......-growls- zane.........-gives zane a numbing stone- you wont feel pain. -starts beating up zane for waking her up-
Zane:*Transforms into a shadow,hoping she doesn't trap him in a shadow ball and start punching it.*IT WASN'T ME,IT WAS ZAE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zae:HE'S LYING!!!!!!!!!!!
HELL'S FANG!!!
*Attempts to use Ragna the Bloodedge's Hell's Fang attack to catch up, but stops halfway through the rush*
D*mn balance patches... =_='"
(*Slaps Matt*Wierdo.)
Zane:Phew.
Zae:There goes my revenge...
Zane:*eyes turn red and he attatches a numbing stone to Zae*Hehehe...*Starts clawing her extremely fast*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zae:*Faints*
Zane:*stops*
