Zane:That's what you get Zae.

(Runs away like a cat, wearing a disinterested straight-face the whole time [see; My Mii]) See ya.

Zane:O_O*Backs away slowly and then starts running after transforming into a shadow.*

(Peeks into the room from the doorway mid-changing out of the catsuit, covering his lower body with it) Inanimate cat suit, what does the radar-thing say about how strong she is probably?

*Lifts the cat suit's head portion and uses it as a hand puppet* '<' "She's OVER-ly angRRYYYYYYY!!!"

Zane:GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!! Zae:*Hope I can pretend to be dead long enough to see him get mauled...*

*Enters the room, still using the catsuit as a censor* You are acting yandere as f* right now. Or just... insane. Either way I am *very* ill-equipped to deal with this right now. Which is why I am walking into the room half-n*ked and with a catsuit into my hands. ... ...The hell did I just say? =_-'"

(*Backing away slowly*P-please don't kill me...) Zane:*Does the same*

(*Shaking*P-P-P-LEASE D-D-D-DON'T K-K-KILL M-M-M-ME!!!!!!!!) Zane:*Same.*

(*Starts running but trips*Uhhh...*You see the sheer terror in his eyes*WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) Zane:*Hides in a shadow under the couch*

*Awkward laughter* Hah hah hah... hah hah... heh heh... heh... ...Heh... ...Um, what's so funny? ._.'"

(*About to kill Otaku*GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

(*Slashes Otaku up*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

*Fidgets with the catsuit to make it censor himself better* I think she's absent, dude... ._.'"

Hello?

*Is still awkwardly holding the catsuit* Nnnnnope. And if you're wondering why I'm still here, all of the laundromats are closed and Yasemin has temporarily kicked me out of the apartment for 'training'. So yay.

... No offense, catsuit, but... I kind of hate you. *Puts the clothes on* ...They're a little small... Can... Hardly... *pop* Button this shirt up... *Finally buttons it* ...Still better than the catsuit. -_-'"

Good enough. I've got an amazingly fantastic girlfriend that I keep annoying everyone about by mentioning her 24/7, so that's a big plus. ...I did just make someone who had a crush on me pretty jealous, though... I feel bad about that. Not that there's anything I can do, all I did was choose my girlfriend's urgent issues over my friend's casual conversation points. Annoyed yet? ^_-'"

O-oh... That's actually really cool! ^ω^ The last person who I talked about it with denounced our friendship, so...

Heh, thanks for the support. Anyways... 3:00 AM and I don't feel too well... Looks like Yasemin's asleep to so I have a place to be. 'Night.

*Tiredly jumps out the window and walks along the streetside* *sigh...* Past curfew... Yasemin's gonna be p*ssed...

(*Hears Otaku*WHERE ARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*His eyes still glow red*) Zane:*Shivering under the couch*

(*Grabs Otaku by the neck*YOU LITTLE *Expotive deleted*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*Starts clawing her again*) Zane:*Peeks out from under the couch thinking:I-is it safe?*

(*Snaps back to normal*You shouldn't have scared me like that!!!!!!!!) Zane:Phew.

(STOP SLAPPING ME!!!!!!*Eyes start glowing red again*) Zae:I'm glad he's not in love with me,that weirdo.

*Re-enters room in his trademark(*) black T-Shirt and jeans combo, then sighs deeply* Well... Yasemin-chan's gonna be gone for a while, you'll be seeing me much more often. The f* did I miss? (*): (Trademark pending)

Zane:*Fixes machine and Zae dissapears but it breaks permanatly*Guess that's what I get for buying these from the black market...*Gets some Pokepuffs and starts eating them.*I wonder if Emmy'll stay in her pink eyed form,the nice one.The blue eye always freezes me and red just scares the s* outta me...

*Turns around with soot on his face,looking dissapointed*Yeah...I fixed my machine but it just broke again...

*Sighs*I was gonna use it to put you two back together incase my transformations go haywire again.*Transformations go haywire but this time "She's" noy clothed*GYAAA!!!!!!*Hits Brad over the head with a frying pan hopefully before he sees anything.*Phew...*Sees fan-boys starring in at "her" with nosebleeds*GYAAAAAAAAAH!!!!*Throws the pan at them then cutely runs into the bathroom thinking:Don't lo

(Cont.)ok into the mirror and you won't have a nosebleed*Phew,I got away.*Sees "Herself in a full body mirror*Cr@p.*Faints from nosebleed.*

*sighs*Why do my girl form's b o o b s have to be as large as Orihime's...

*Enters room* *Hears the last thing Austin said* (...That's not a disturbing thought to enter on at all.) *Exits room*

*wakes up*Huh?*Realizes he's a girl and transforms back while blushing*Sorry,for some reason that's been happening ever seince I fixed it and it broke again...

*Thinks:I think I like the pink one best,the others are just nuts.*I'm gonna go back to sleep now.*Goes into his room and falls asleep thinking:I...I think I'm in love with Emmy.*(PLOT TWIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

*Falls asleep and starts sleep singing "Paper Moon." exactly like the person who sang it in soul eater.*

*Seeing the exchange between Emmy and Brad* (I miss Yasemin... ;_;)

(Don't feel bad...Also,strangley I had my First kiss in first grade in the first quarter on the first day.NO it wasn't from someone in my familly.*Blushes*And no,it wasn't on the cheek.)

*Hears "Cake" and chocolate in the same sentence and he dashes into the room where Emmy and Brad are,smiling like a maniac*CHOCOLATE CAKE?!

(Congrats, Austin! ^_^)

*Blushes*Hehe,sorry,I just really like chocolate cake.I actually got a recipie that I made myself that's really good!*Licks lips thinking about it*

*Starts drooling thinking about his cake*Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

Chocolate cake....*Goes into a trance*

*Eats a slice*O_O.IT'S DELICEOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Faints from deliciousness.*

*wakes up*Huh?Yeah,I'm fine.This cake is just really good.

GAAH!!!!!!!!!!!*Feels something peirce his back and he faints,coughing up a little blood*

*His eyes turn gray and his voice starts glitching.*I would be less worried about me and more worried about surviving!

(...Guys I miss her a lot. Can I please have a hypothetical platonic internet hug...? ;_;)

*His claws and fangs extend*Geheheheh...*He lunges at brad thinking:THAT FREKIN HOLLOW CORUPTED ME**Transforms into a girl so Brad won't attack*HAHAHAHAHAHAHHHA!!!!!!

(And just *NOW* You guys decide to stop doing s*?! TT_TT)

(*Hugs Matt*There there...)*Starts crazily slashing at Brad*

*sobs quietly* (Thank you... ;_;)

(*Pats Matt's back*NOW SNAP OUTTA THIS FUNK!!!!!!) *Shredding brqd up*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!

(...Yeah sure, why not. Do like a Sakura-ish other-self montage or whatever. ...I referenced Naruto. I... I-I think the separation is getting to me... ...I need to... *sits down* ...Sit down for a while... o_o)

*Sipping ice tea* (Is there a f*schist one, too? =_-'")

Nah, they look great! ^_^ Brilliant job as usual! Vastly superior to my s*! ^_-

(Nice drawin'.)*Blown back by the hit,he does the same to brad*

*Smiling*That's cuz I just cracked Brad's jaw.

(Hello?)

Hello?

HELLO?!?!

Hi!)*Gets claws ready*Who's first?It won't matter because you'll both feel it.(What is a sadist?)

Geheheh...(SERIOUSLY,WHAT THE H IS A F*CKING SADIST?!?!)

(If she pops up behind me and goes crazy again I sware I will freakin' kill her.)Hehehe,haha,HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...*Cont. Maniac laugh.*

What's wrong with having pleasure from inflicting pain on others?*Looked it up*)*Cont maniacal laugh*

(Is it you or Emmy that's giggling?*Gets claws ready*YOU BETTER NOT ATTACK ME AGAIN!!!*Thinks:Ice and getting tackled are my weaknesses*I. WATCHED THE ENTIRE MAYOI NEKO OVERRUN SERIES IN LESS THAN 24 HRS!!!!!!)*Still maniacally laughing.*