*footage of Ash running down the building* Ash: Gotta race, ace! *goes faster*

Reporter: He's too fast for our Cop Speeders... and he's gone. If you've ever seen this face: *holds up a picture of blurred Ash* then call the Mobius police right away!

Ash: *breaks in Sarah's window, but silently creeps under her bed*

Ash: Sorry ma'am, but this TV's mine! *unhooks the TV and puts it in a bag*

Ash: You can't beat it outta me, 'cause I don't have it IN me! *loads his gun and shoots all visible phones*

Ash: *chuckles maniacally* Smooth move, shorty.

Ash: I'm not one to waste my time with petty life forms. *charges a shielded fire spindash*

Ash: *spindashes into the back of her neck* Zzzzzzzzzzzzzt!

Ash: Pretty snazzy for a 14 year old. *jumps back out the window with the TV*

Ash: *runs to his "house", an old wooden shack* Here. *sets the TV down among other treasures of varying value*

Ash: *lays down in a sleeping bag, and blows out some stolen candles*

Ash: *sleeps soundly*

(x3) Ash: *startled, wakes up* What was that?

(ash the hedgehog looks like a good guy but is actually a thief)

Ash: *looks out his broken window*

(@Sonic: Yeah) Ash: *shoots Sarah from his window, then lays back down*

Ash: *tries again, this time with 3 bullets*

Ash: Time to use "magic!" *goes on Miiverse and messages one of your posts, saying: Make Sarah be hit by da bullets, plz*

(.3. woah...)

Ash: Wait up! *runs along below her*

(@Sonic: ikr) Ash: *takes off the black ninja costume he was wearing, because he would be caught by da police* *runs faster*

(I'll be gone for a while, I've gotta do work) Ash: *skids to a stop* Aww... I was gonna destroy her.

(I'mma back!) Ash: *grabs a tuft of her fur that she left behind and put it in a GPS*

Ash: *tracks her down, but finds her stabbed* What have I done... I steal, not kill! *takes the knife out and does CPR*

Ash: *uses a fire emerald to heal her* Speak.

Ash: I know you're alive. (T_T) I could just rob you right now... (>:})

Ash: *chuckles, and continues to track her down again* She owes me her life, literally.

Ash: *tracks her down and puts her in a bag filled with chloroform (knockout stuff)*

(I know, this isn't censored stuff) Ash: *runs with her all the way to a volcano, and unbags her*

(Remember, Ash doesn't kill) Ash: *zooms into the volcano and back out, carrying lava in his hands* *the chloroform wears off*

Ash: Now, listen up. Since I saved your life, you have to listen to me from now on, alright?

Ash: I knew we wouldn't have to do this the hard way. Now do your teleport thing to teleport me to the North Mountains.

Ash: This way... *follows a dark path into a misty, gloomy mountain forest*

Ash: *moves a rock aside from the wall, and enters a password on a hidden keypad, and a metal door opens*

Ash: Nobody knows that this mountain is actually a volcano filled with powerful gems. *walks in the door of the volcano, and metal platforms hooked ot the walls serve as floors*

Ash: Now, I will need to train you in hand-to-hand combat. No special powers or anything, either. You ready?

Ash: *leads her into an empty room in the volcano, over lava, with square metal grates on the floor that can open and close*

Ash: *with a remote, makes the laser guns and lava guns emerge from the walls* 3...2...1...

Ash: Go! *grates all around her open like trap doors so she can't stand on them* *lava guns and laser guns try to shoot her*

Ash: Let's try something a little harder. *lava cannons emerge and blast lava, and crushers on the walls and cieling try to push and smash her*

*the crushers push her into the hot lava and the lava burns her* Ash: *facepalm*

Ash: Now, to fight the Sensei. *all the grates close again and the floor is normal* *puts a black belt on*

Ash: *karate chops Sarah's shoulder, then swiftkicks her leg to knock her down*

Ash: (-_-) I see your specialty isn't in hand-to-hand combat, but instead in psychokinesis. *picks her up with one finger, no effort*

Ash: Let's test your powers. Follow me. *walks back outside to a gathering of large, heavy boulders*

Ash: Think you can pick these up? *tries to pick one up, but can only lift it one inch* Gah!

Ash: *surprised, but barely shows it* Wow- erm, very good.

Ash: It's time. *puts on a completely black ninja costume and gives one to Sarah* We'll rob Tails's Lab, one of the most high-tech, hig-security places on Mobius.

Ash: Put that suit on so nobody will recognize you.

Ash: Can you teleport me to Tails's Lab?