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EPIC Rap Battles of the Wii U... Dr. Mario VS Nurse Joy BEGIN:

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Whos gonna win

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Dr. Mario: Is there a doctor in the house? Wait that's me You'll need one after my brutality I'll drop you faster than a pill You use machines to heal, I have medical skill You're like a virus I eliminate Call me rhymes sleep aid, they knock you out great You're always behind a counter, I'm going to win Sorry Joy, no one hopes to see you again!

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BURRRRRRRN!

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NJ: Welcome to our Pokémon Center, prepare to be served You're a clone who's slot is not deserved I'm as awesome as Arceus, so go on, kneel Or else I hope you brought along a fair amount of burn heal My name's Joy, but I dish despair There's one of you, I'm everywhere The dosage of strength in your verse was weak How does it feel knowing your the reason people hate that leak?

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It's a bit funny, and coincidental that both of these characters can be classified as "clones".

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DM: I rap anti-ibuprofen, it causes pain My pills are bigger than your microscopic brain You do less work than your helper, Chansey Your verse was a crime, where's Officer Jenny? I'm a Melee man, beat Mario too I'll take you down harder than Brock fell for you I heal wounds but I'll leave you with blisters Go home and cry to your 50,000 sisters!

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Oooooooooohhhh!!!!!!!!

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NJ: Sorry doc, you can't touch this You're more of a clone than your rip-off of Tetris I'm like a virus, I'm sick, you're just lame I'm a believer that Fever is the only good thing in your game Speaking of Fever, you can't handle heat Skipped Brawl, but returned to be beat My flow is ill, thrills, grill skill will kill pills Like your games other lousy theme, you need to Chill!

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WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE! EPIC RAP BATTLES OF THE WII U! Thanks for reading! :)

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I think Dr.Mario won

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Dr. Mario.

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Dr. Mario won. The fated battle between two men of memes. Two legends that have permanently instilled their legacies into just single statements. Bodies around the world wouldn't be ready for the sheer spectacle that would insue if these two were to duke it out in words and rhymes. #TheGrooseIsLoose #ItsReynTime Groose VS Reyn

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For requesting in such an epic style I can confirm Reyn VS Groose will happen sometime (not within the next two though)

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dark pit vs lucina

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Yikes. Close one.

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Pink Gold Peach vs. Metal Mario

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Dr. Mario won ! Next ? Sakurai vs. The leaker

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Nurse joy won. she was hilarious.

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Dr.Marioooo

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Dark Pit vs. Hades

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Nurse Joy but Dr. Mario came close.

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Metal Mario vs. Pink Gold Peach!

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Dr. Mario definitely won. You are awesome at this! You should get paid.

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nurse joy

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megaman vs ness!

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Sora vs Cloud

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Dr.Mario was lame. Nurse Joy won by a mile!

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How about Robin from fire emblem vs Llyold Irving from tales of symphonia? or Wonder Red vs Viewtiful Joe? or Issun & Amaterasu vs Midna & Wolf Link? or Bass vs Metal Sonic? or Ganondorf vs Hades?

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Megaman VS Bomberman

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Meowth, vs. Felisha! Catfight! (get it?)

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Nice pun!

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Mario, Luigi, Toad, Peach and Bowser Vs Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Amy and Dr. Eggman "The king from eighties is ready to rhyme This hedgehog verses should be considered a crime!" "Before rapping, burn that fat, otherwise you'll lost to tye one who's fast!"

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Me: Yo, are you scraed? Come at me bro! You're rhymes are always weak, don't care if that's low! I'm ERB, I'm the 3DS, you see, Why won't you come at me? I do Mario, Pokemon, and soon SSB, but if you challenged meh, choosing a winner, would be easy! I'm as cool as an Ice bucket, and you're no challenge, When I'm done with you... uh, do you want revenge?

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RAP BATTLE ROYALE!!!!! MARIO VS SONIC VS MEGAMAN VS PACMAN!!!!

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How about Ness vs Lucas? Or..Paula vs Kumatora? Or is it too much?

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@Matthew:Why would he want revenge if he hasn't been beat?

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Nurse Joy won for me

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@Matthew: Oh by the way, that last part didn't rhyme.

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Nurse Joy.

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D.M: well look who it is, its-a miss joy it'll be fun breaking you just like-a kid's toy. lucario, greninja, and all of your little freaks are gonna get istuffed in a sack and drop'em in the route 12 creak.

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N.J welcome, i know how to help your pain. give me your "poke'balls", and i'll put you on a cain. they call me nurse joy cause i heal for free. no one has played your games since then they were 3.

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