What if mew ate your jar of cookies?

should i destroy Majora's mask? or should i keep it and wear it?

this is like mewtwo-know-it-all

Mewtwo! i need a place to hide a body! any suggestions? -love Rodi xxoo <3

too late....-happy mask salesman laugh- hehehehe...

Mewtwo, how do magnets work?

Have you seen Luigi?

Mewtwo, why did you get all mad at the scientists who made you and then blow them all up?

mewtwo why do you look like super buu when you mega evolve with your Y stone? are you a fan of buu?

So are the dittos, and they didn't seem to kill everybody...

mewtwo did you know that there is another mewtwo in kalos? i think she would be perfect for you

mewtwo will you mary me?

cause i wanted to see what you would say!

metwo do you like like someone or somepokemon?

since we are both clones,what do clones do for fun?

-eats a cookie- yummy! i wonder if the person i was cloned from liked cookies? -eats another cookie-

yay! cookies!

do you want to know who i was cloned from? ill give you a hint,its someone who isn't alive anymore and his name starts with a "B"

ill give you a follow if you tell me who you likelike

-eats another cookie-

*Mewtwo's terrible secret is that's he's actually a robot controlled by a livdisc in his insides in order to be valorated and his hearts scales not stolen*

yes you do! even kakarot could see that you like the mewtwo in kalos

you know im right! don't deny the truth!

kakarot...

i think mewtwo is mad

kakarot! get back here you coward!

mewtwo can you tell us your owners secrats?

Mewtwo, do you hope to be in the next smash bros. game?

Mewtwo, what does the scouter say about his power level?

my power level is definitely over 9000,after all i am i clone of Broly

Don't worry mewtwo. Buu knows how you feel.

but you look like buu and that can't be a bad thing! buu was amazing! so don't be sad!

First time i saw megamewto Y i thought Frieza and Buu performed the fusion...xD

so what! haters gonna hate! and ill be glad to get rid of them for you!

no! that would ruin mews cuteness...

-hugs mew- your so cute!

i was wrong...mega evolution made you even cuter!

yes,they are! mew is my favorite pokemon!

Mega Beartic plz? :D