(It made me VERY upset) Simone: Thanks man, now break it in half.

Simone: *takes one half, then pushes other half to him* There.

Simone: How about a different game? Like, more adventure than fighting.

Simone: End game. Return to original program. Computer: Returning to program. -Back in dark room-

Simone: What you thinking?

Simone: Hmmmmmm..... Lets go pick an adventure game to play. *walks out of room, back to the games*

Simone: I enjoy playing Mario games! It's pretty fun to slide down the flag pole! *giggles*

Simone: *laughs, picks out a mario game* Lets-a Go!

Simone: Which ability do you want upgraded? Jumping, strength, or health? Or do you want to be all-around?

Simone: Sweet. *puts game in* Lets head back inside. *walks back in room*

Simone: Restart settings, game on. Computer: Restarting settings, game code initiated. Enjoy. -Changes to Peach's Castle, Simone is wearing a princess dress and tiara- (I gtg! Bye!)

Simone: Ugh! I thought I fixed this! *looks at herself, and sighs*

Simone: I don't DO dresses.

Simone: *blushes* Ha-Ha. Very funny. *pulls out an umbrella* Seriously? Huff... *walks down hallway they spawned in*

Simone: *chuckles, and continues to walk like a princess, holding her umbrella up* ......

-Mario and Peach in a room, about to have cake- Simone: *stops at doorway*

Simone: -whispers- Bowser in 3... 2... 1... *Bowser bursts in and kidnaps Peach & Mario* Kidnaped.

Simone: Come on. *follows Bowser's ship*

Bowser: *laughing evilly* Simone: Man it's hard running in heels. *runs after Bowser*

Simone: Nah, I got an idea. *opens umbrella, and gets carried forward by wind* Wee! *holds out her hand* Come on!

Simone: Wee! *flies along the wind*

Simone: ?

Simone: You don't seem to be having fun. *pouts*

Simone: Well, Bowser has spotted us.... and now he's about to attack. Oh, Look! His kids are sending a full-on assult. Joy.....

Simone: *closes umbrella, causing them to fall to ground, but in fighting positions* Yeah!

Simone: You bet your mushrooms I am. *smiles* (LOL! Don't get to say THAT often!)

Bowser: RAWR! -FIRE!- Bowser jr: He-he-he-he! -FIRE- All the other kids who's names slip me at the moment: -say something that means "FIRE!"- Simone: Can you understand them?

*They fire weapons* Simone: *dodges skillfully* Yeah!

Simone: Just remember all those times you play Mario, you think your gonna die, but you barely escape. Now jump that Bullet Bill. *points to it coming at him*

Simone: Nice one! Lets get those Koopas! *runs up to there ship*

Simone: Come on! *jumps into opening on bottom of ship*

-Mario & Peach are trapped in two seperate cages- Simone: I'll get Peach, you go for Mario.

Simone: *goes to the cage, and tries to bend bars* I wish I would've chose strength now! But I didn't. *picks lock*

Simone: I guess Bowser isn't as stupid as we thought. *continues picking lock*

Simone: Got it! *lock drops* Escourt the princess out safely. I'll unlock Mario's cage.

Simone: *starts working on lock* Peach: *scared* ......

Simone: *still picking lock* Don't be upset. We can't do everything with fists. Peach: W-who are you?

Peach: *freaked out* Pardon? Simone: We saved you, and now your plumber boyfriend. *lock drops* Mario: Wah-ha! *hugs them both* Simone: Mario likes hugs?

Mario: *lets go* Lets-a go! *holds Peach's hand, and jumps out of the ship* Simone: Well then.

Simone: Get off this ship. *makes a run for the exit, but Bowser grabs her* Bowser: ROAR! -OH NO YOU DON'T!-

(LOL! Yeah! I tried to use a turtle pun, but it said it was offensive. I replaced the second "t" with a "d".) Simone: *struggling* Gosh! For a turtle he's fast! Ngh! Bowser: ROAR! -NEVER!-

Bowser: *as soon as you get close, he spins around, knocking you away with his tail* Bwa-ha-ha-ha! Simone: Stop that you rampaging reptilian scum!

Bowser: *goes into shell, with spikes sticking up*

Bowser: RAWR! -KIDS!- *all kids come in, readying there magic* Simone: No! Ngh! St*pid F*t Turtle hands! Ugh!

*all kids don't attack, but cast a spell that surrounds you in a square bubble, that is rock solid, but clear* Simone: No! Ngh! Bowser: Bwa-ha-ha!

*it doesn't make a scratch* Bowser: RAWR! -DUMP HIM IN THE WATER!- *all kids starts pushing the block towards the exit, which is currently above water* Simone: NO! STOP! NGH!

Simone: PUT ME DOWN! Bowser: BWA-HA-HA-HA! *kids push until it's about a inch away from falling in the water* Bowser: ROAR! -Any last words?-

Bowser: Rawr? *looks to see Mario* .... Simone: OMG! MARIO! Kids: EEP! *they scatter* Mario: *chuckles*

Bowser: RAWR! -I'LL THROW HER OUT THE WINDOW IF ANY OF YOU TRY ANYTHING!- Simone: Does anyone understand? Mario: ....