???: Well, allow me to introduce myself- Cinos the Hedgehog, jack-of-all-trades. I can get you to that island o'er there for free. Would you like that?

Ash: *goes in the boat* Are you coming Simone? Cinos: *suspiciously types something on his communicator*

Cinos: I didn't type anything, I was playing Angry Birds. *quickly switches his communicator to Angry Birds*

Cinos: *pats Ash's back, but sneakily injects knockout juice in his blood* It's too late, he's already dead. *quickly starts the boat and it speeds away*

Cinos: She's gaining on me! Send the missile! *jumps out the boat* *a lighthouse in the distance ejects a missile, and it targets the boat*

*the missile hits the boat, and it explodes* Cinos: *ties an anchor to Ash's body, and it sinks into the murky water as food for the sharks*

Cinos: *throws a baby-gas bomb into the air, and it explodes near Ash* Baby Ash: ^-^

Baby Ash: *hugs Simone* Mama! Mama!

Baby Ash: *cries* Mama don't wuv me! Waaah! Random Mother: You should be ashamed of yourself, Simone!

Baby Ash: You so warm and fluffy, mommy.

Baby Ash: Are woo a baby-sidder? *chews on glove*

Baby Ash: Woo are a baby sitter, so woo sit on babies! *giggles* Wadoo we doo now?

Baby Ash: Otay. *clings to Simone and snuggles up to her hair* *notices her tail* You have big wavy thing on wour back.

Baby Ash: Ah-AH-ACHOO! *sneezes fire and sniffles*

Baby Ash: Where did I come from? How was I made?

Baby Ash: Was I built like Legos, or was I created like making a cake? Or, did I hatch from an egg like a bird?

Baby Ash: *licks his arm* I don't taste like a cake.

Baby Ash: Really big house! Wait... where's mommy?

Baby Ash: No food pwease, I wanna know where mommy IS, not what she's doing! *stomps* I don't remember mommy, I only remember you!

Baby Ash: Oh. You're a fox, I'm a heg-hog, it is impossible for a fox to make a heg-hog. Did you kidnap me and erase my memory, or is daddy a heg-hog like me?

Baby Ash: *looks at himself in the mirror, then looks at Simone* None of me matches you, except the grey color. If you were my mommy, I would be a hedge-fox.

Cinder: *opens Simone's house door by picking the lock* I'm home, Ash! Baby Ash: Daddy!

Baby Ash: *starts to grow bigger* Cinder: Quick, gimme him before he becomes an adult, and he's fully aware of who I am! *slaps Simone*

Ash: *the baby-gas wears off* Where am I... Cinder: CURSES! *runs off*

Ash: Simone! *picks her up* What happened?!

Ash: *gets some ice and puts it on Simone where she was slapped* How were you protecting me?

Ash: I knew Cinos was suspicious. Good thing we're safe now. *looks into Simone's eyes and smiles*

(Be right back) Ash: Thanks. *blushes* I bet you were cute when you were a baby, 'cause you're still cute now.

(I'm back!) Ash: Are you sure about that?

Ash: *shrugs* Hey, where are your parents and siblings?

Ash: You don't know where they are?

Ash: Oh. I guess you don't wanna talk about it. *awkward silence* ...

Ash: *strangely, Simone can hear Ash's thoughts: I wonder if Torch needs more food.*

Ash: Did you say something? *Mind- I wonder where Simone is from. And where she got that yellow emerald? Should I tell her my real name?*

Ash: How did you know what I just thought? *Mind- I like my nickname Cylent. It sounds like silent.*

(I gtg)

(I'm back, sorry for being so spotty. I never know when I can get back on.) Ash: You can hear my thoughts, that's awesome!

Ash: I really don't know how. -Mind: Now I know why my nickname was Cylent, my name is Pyrocylentite! I hope Simone didn't hear that.-

Ash: Hey, you really can hear my thoughts! But why can't I hear yours? *Mind: (>:3)*