Me: ok *runs* hey metagross you can't get me!

Me: *stops running and laughs* yeah right you would!

*throws a rock at metagross* haha! Come get me *blews raspberries* *metagross eats you whole* me: oh no!

Me: *throws a rock at metagross and runs* YOU CANT GET ME METAGROSS HAHAHAHHAHA!

Ok! *runs and hides in the bushes* haha he won't get us now!

*metagross woke up, grab you and chews you roughly* me: metagross stop!

Metagross: no! *eats the takers, chews very hard and swallows*

Metagross: hes so good! Hahahahah! me: I can't hear you dill! At least he didn't eat me!

me: METAGROSS THAT WAS MEAN OF YOU! I HOPE HE IS OK! *throws a rock at him*

Me: Dill are you ok!?!?

Me/ Metagross spit him out now!

Me: *i go up to him and smack him* haha!

Me: *folds my arms* take that metagross!

*throws dirt at his eyes and laughs* so funny!

Metagross get him out of here now! *throws dirt at him* at least I'm not getting eaten! *smiles*

*throws a rock at him* ahahahahaha! *runs* you can't get me!

Ok *goes to hide but see a butterfly* a butterfly! *runs toward the butterfly* hehehehe see ya dill!

*doesnt listen and the butterfly went to metagross* come here butterfly! *runs toward it*

Me: *stops running and the butterfly flew away quickly* uh oh...

Me: *snorts* he won't eat me dill! *smirks*

Me: just relax he won't eat me I think...

Me: metagross you can't eat me *laugh harder*

(Brb) me: *stoods in fear and can't move* he won't I hope!

*starts to run but I trip* ow!

Metagross don't eat me I taste bad I think...

(Hi) *laughs* yeah right he will!

METAGROSS STOP! *throws dirt at him^ LEAVE HIM ALONE!

*screams* That really hurt! I'm sorry!

Me: METAGROSS IT REALLY HURTS!

How dare you metagross?!?!? Dill he thinks we taste good..

Yeah metagross! How do we taste good? Let us out!

*punches metagross stomach* haha!

Metagross let us out!

*yells* Metagross we don't taste good!

Let us out now!

Please metagross?

(Hey dill I didn't report you and be careful to not swear) please metagross let us out?

(Gtg I have church see you in 1 hour)

(Back) let us out metagross!

(What?) metagross I hate to die!

(Oh ok) me: why not?

Me: ok!

Me: take that metagross! Haha!

Me: metagross likes to eat us and we are not going to die! I have my phone with me!

Me: how are we going to escape and is metagross going to sleep?

Me: *nods* ok! Dill we are the prey though... *punches hi stomach and laughs* hehehe

Me: *laughs* metagross deserve it!

*yells loud* GO DILL!

*follows dill* I hope he doesn't wake up! *sneezes* gosh I have allergies!

Me: oops....

Me: *whispers* I think I can't! *sneezes* EVERYTIME!

*sneezes loudly this time* AAAACHOOOO! I CANT STOP SNEEZING!!!!

Me: Pollen *looks at metagross* at least he didn't wake up. *starts to climb and punches metagross throat* hehehe!

Me: *laughs* AT LEAST METAGROSS DIDNT WAKE UP!

Me: HEY METAGROSS WE ARE ESCAPING! *giggles*

Me: *yells* OK!