I'm quoting Dante...

I see dead people... Walking around like regular people! Dr. Malcom Crow: How often do you see them? Me: ALL THE TIME!

Hello, Krystal. You don't know me... But I know you. I want to play a game...

...In 60 seconds, your jaws will be permanently ripped open. Think of it as... A reverse bear trap. There is only one key to escape... And it is located in the stomach of your dead cell mate. Look around you, Krystal, and know that I'm not lying. Your 60 seconds start now. GO.

Your seconds are ticking away...

FINE, I'll do it for you. *Krystal wiggles out of the straps around her wrists and stands up abruptly, pulling a thread connected to a device on the back of her chair, and starting her real 60 seconds. She gasps in horror, the hesitantly picks up a blade on the floor and walks over to her cellmate... (To be continued...)

...She slowly pulls up her cellmate's shirt, revealing a blood red question mark painted on her stomach. She sobs in horror then slowly raises her knife to cut out the key, when her cellmate's eyes move toward her and stare at her. Realizing that her cellmate is still alive and her seconds are ticking away, she hacks into him before she can change her mind (To be continued...)

Ugh, I'm giving myself a headache... I'm gonna stop talking about Saw for a while. :'I

Maybe we could talk about something else entirely, or you could try creeping ME out. :D

The world may never know... Oh! Did I tell you we got a new puppy? :D

It was my brother's birthday gift.

I've never had a dog before until 3 days ago... Evident to others through the fact that I try to get him to chase string. XD

My mii looks all weird... What's that all about? Does he look different, or is it just my imagination?

I'm more of a cat person, too. I understand them more. It's probably because I'm an introvert and I'm slow to warm up to people. Who aren't online friends, I mean.

I was kinda experimenting with him earlier, to see what if I could make him look like a scary rebel leader, but I changed him back afterwards... Maybe I missed something. :/

I don't know what other kids think of me... I'm pretty much disgusted to be associated with my obnoxious peers, so I'd rather just not talk to them. They wouldn't be worth having as friends anyway. :[

The eyes... Something is wrong with his eyes...

It's just the stupid jokes they tell. The stupid way they dress... Since when did cookie monster hats and plad shorts become cool!?

So THAT was the problem! HE DIDN'T HAVE ANY FRICKING EYEBROWS! I fixed it, though. He should change soon...

My arm is getting tired from typing... :'[

What triggered this?

:)

But I can't believe that you would virtually kiss my mii while he's looking so... Bizarre. I'm telling you, it's the eyebrows! The eyebrows change everything! Ahem, back on subject. XD

:')

*Stratos thinks about kissing Krystal back but refrains until he has taken a good look at the daily examination of conscience for the sake of his secret fear of his salvation. :( *

Um... I WOULD but you know... I might worry about it later. :'(

Not to sound geeky, but my Dad told me not to say anything online that I wouldn't post in front of him or Father Don from my church. I would if I didn't have those standards. :(

How about this: *Stratos virtually hugs Krystal because he does like her, but doesn't want to disobey. :') *

Hey, my eyeholes are back to normal! :D ... Augh, but now my mouth is all jacked! Why, mii maker? Why??

Sorry about that, Krystal. I know you're not Catholic, but Catholicism is some scary stuff. Even scarier if you believe it's true, like I do.

Well, that hurt. But I pretty much knew that, already. I mean, how could you not? :)

Thanks, Krystal. You're a nice person.

But now you understand what I was saying, right?

Lol, I'm gonna look at your track record see how many other dudes you've virtually kissed. Not that it detracts from how I feel right now. XD

Oh.

If the only people you've virtually kissed are me and your ex... and your ex is an idiot... that would mean... I'M AN IDIOT TOO! D: Lol just kidding! XD

Didn't realize it was two in the morning... I'd better go to bed. We can talk again some time tomorrow if you'd like. Or if 8 hours of talking to me today was enough then I understand. XD See ya tomorrow, maybe. :)

Hello! (^-^)

So Benjamin replied to my apology, and told me that it was fine and that he didn't even care that much, which is annoying, considering that I suffered for two weeks because of what he told the admins. I:(

What are you talking about? You said your internet went down?

I see...

You mean last night's conversation?

A bit on the bizarre side, though. With all the kissing and the talk about death traps... It was fun, though. I'll bet we talked for three hours.

What do YOU think I should review first?

I can't decide where to post my reviews, though. Posting them in the youtube community would get a larger reaction, but the review would be buried in under a minute because of all the people posting all the time. Probably not a good idea...

Whaddya mean? What IS he doing? 0-0

XD. But nobody seems interested in my reviewing idea, anyway. I'll put it off a bit longer.

I wouldn't report you, and we could go to a small community for a smaller chance of someone else reading it.

Okaaaay... Sorry to ask. I just hate not knowing stuff.