Another reason I haven't kissed you back yet, is well... We live states away, so I don't want to get TOO close. Yeah, that would suck. :\

Your own car? I thought you said you were 14.

Yeah, I think I'll call the police now... XD Nah, I wouldn't call the po po on you!

But don't drive to my house, though! I'm actually probably not even allowed to speak to you. If my parents heard that I'm friends online with a girl my age who occasionally shows some affection towards me they would probably tell me that you're a pêdarist. XD ... You're not a pêdarist, are you? 0_0

I was kidding.

I would be sad if I found out you were a pêdarist. You're fun and interesting to talk to.

So THAT'S why it's a touchy subject... He was lying to you about who he was? 0_0

That's scary to think... How did you find out?

Why, if he had lain a finger on you I would have- moped around for a while and get all depressed. And then fantasize about beating him around to an extent that I'm not physically capable of... At least I'm honest. :\

Oh, those virtual kittens I kidnapped earlier are starving to death right now. Would somebody draw them a virtual steak to eat? They don't like it when I cook.

I liked being Deadbolt... Oh, how many ransom follows should the Pikmin go for? Does 80 sound reasonable?

Noooooooo! Furball just croaked. Oh, nasty, the other kittens are feasting on her body! :'(

Now that I have a criminal alter ego, what should I do as an act of defiance against the Admins?

Okay.

Brandon? You still here?

Yeah... Think he was serious earlier when... You know. I feel like he might have been trolling us, but he seemed genuine. :\

Who What Where When Why and How?

*Hugs back this time, feels all warm and fuzzy inside* :D

Hello, Miiverse. I have come to inform you that I now have Sakurai in my captivity, along with the memory card conataining all Smash Bros 4 data, and I will destroy it if I don't get 5 new followers in the next hour. DEADBOLT OUT! Whaddya think, Krystal? Too intense for my first miiverse crime? Probably. :\

I won a Mario drawing contest earlier today :3. I didn't think I would, but it doesn't matter because the dude still hasn't given me the 20 yeahs and the follow he promised me as the prize. l:(

Just woke up again? I envy you! XD

Should I change my name back to Stratos? I'm not sure... I'm kinda liking this other name I'm using now. :\

Deadbolt sounds cooler, but Stratos actually sounds like a name. Hmmmmmmmm...

XD... Boy, I sure hope you're kidding. But even you're not, all's well that ends well! :D

0_0 ......... You were just playfully fighting, right? Like my Dad and my brothers do.

Well, at least you went all in. If you're gonna beat some one up, it's better to go all in than to hesitate and soften your punches. It's important to finish the job.

So... Are you okay? Form the puches and stuff?

Oh, gosh that's horrible, Krystal. I'm really sorry... I thought you were kidding around. Your dad needs a reality check, no offense.

*Hugs Krystal because she's been through a lot*

I feel like a spoiled brat, being friends with you and Brandon. You guys both have it so hard, and I won't stop talking about how much I hate where I live. :'(

So... What's your plan if your dad comes back for the phone? I'm worried about you. :(

0_0. *Finally kisses Krystal back, she deserves it*. Look, if you don't reply to my comments, I'll know why now, so please don't engage your father in hand to hand combat anymore. Miiverse isn't worth you getting hurt. :(

*Sigh* You got me all sad now. Didn't know you had it so rough.

Maybe it's good that I know, though. I can be moral support for you.

You should take the phone outside, just in case.

And please, please, don't fight him again. I have no doubt that you can hold your own, but if he comes after you again, you don't even need to outrun him, if you keep your distance. You just need to outbreathe him.