*Sabu sat down a few feet from what seemed like a poocheyna cosplaying as a team aqua grunt. Sabu didn't realize pokemon did that. Oh well, who was he to judge, he was in fact a boring, rude, anti-social, pestimistic failure of a pokemon. Sabu was really up to socializing with others, especially things that.....you know, are alive.* *Sabu cleared his throat* Sabu: Um.........ex-excuse me....

MountainDewgong: I WANT MY MOUNTAIN DEW! *flaps on seaside*

I know i am *puts shades on*

Cloud 9: We already have more water than any other known region! Heck, only reason I'm in Magma is to STOP the seas from expanding! I dont even care about land expansion... I think the region is fine as it is. Heck, i bet there's a 10-year-old somewhere in Hoenn that thinks so, too!

<!== ok i'm back, I just have to be careful and quiet. It's like 1:50 AM here in Poland. ==> Fissure: *flies over the beach* Hey, there's som--oh. an Altaria. Okay. *lands down in his usual spinning style, and looks at everyone gathered*

*Apparently the pokemon did not hear him, and it looked like it socializing with another. Sabu decided to get up and try a more physical approach. This meant tapping it until it noticed Sabu.* Narator:Oh Sabu, you're so good at making friends

But ima get serious now! for most of the part..., ok so mountian dewgong is in aqua, robins in magma. humpday im just gonna put him in a pile of rocks for now xD.

Mountaindewgong: *fat nerd senses tingling* expanding the seas i here! *flaps* OMG OMG OMG! i wanna do that, oh i forgot im fat...so im lazy as heck.

Fissure: *looking at Winter* Hey, what, no. Land's awesome. It gives trees and sand and tons of other useful sh--things.

( Also on a scientific note, the entire population of the earth as of now can fit on one or two continents. So all along Team Aqua was right XD)

Cloud 9: Like I havent heard THAT before! whatever! lets ju- *sees Sabu tapping at Winter* .....

Mountaindewgong: I MADE IT *click click* *dials a butler* butler: yes sir? carry me to whatever team aquas doing! butler: whats a team aqua dewgong: ITS WHAT MAKES MOUNTAIN DEWWWW! bulter: alright ill just use the gps *they hop in a limo*

Fissure: But rly, tho. Land's epic. It gives food, it gives place to rest, it gives place to live. Water isn't bad, it's for drinking and... ... ...drinking is pretty important, but yeah. Land rules.

Mountain dewgong: IM HERE!, i agree that we should expand the seas, because more mountain dewg!!! will come, now give it up or ill have to summon my lv.100 powered ice beam!.

MT: Who wants to face a lv.100 sage water type.

*Sabu was noticed by the pokemon, as it seemed it started to walk off, so Sabu decided to poke it and follow it at the same time*

Cloud 9: *sigh* i feel kinda bad... *looks over at the Dewgong* .......... don't you have some Mountain Dew to make somewhere?

Fissure: Uh, but, you are water, you won't get it, you live in water and you eat carcass of water and it's just water water water, water is boring.

*The pokemon finally noticed him! Achievement: Slightly annoyed aquaintance!* Sabu: Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr......................................hi, I'm Sabu, what's your name?

Fissure: Lol what is with that guy, sea is boring, it's the land under it that's awesome. *looks at Altaria* Oh, just great.

Sabu: Seems like Team Magma And Team Aqua are having more and more arguements lately. I don't see the point fighting, in the long run, everyone will be dead, and all the productivity you experienced in your life will not matter to your lifeless soul.

*Sabu looks toward the ocean, and then sighs* Sabu: Why waste your time praising something so weak. Think about it, Kyogre is pokemon, it can be captured and used by anyone. Praising the shadows is better, the shadows are eternal, and will always exist.

Sabu: Oh well, you are extremely rude, I admire people like that, I will follow you, the annoy you even more. *Sabu grinned as he followed the pokemon*

<!== hey what's with the rotten luck, the last person to stay with Fissure disappears suddenly for unknown reasons. ==>

*Sabu is kicked backwards into crawdaunt, it stares into him with negative intentions* Sabu: If you're try to scare me do not bother, my fractured thinks that fear is boring and should be replaced by pain, so, that's what I did. *Sabu moves along following the other pokemon*

*Hai!Im sowwy.*Hides in a hole*•ω•*

<!== Fissure: Wow you actually came, I'm surprised, but you're still water so you're not cute ==> Fissure: *hears someone saying 'sowwy'* Wait what was that what.

Hydro:Heller!*Digs alittle deeper*...Holez...*Digs alittle deeper*...Yay!

Ren walks into the forest.

Fissure: *looks around and notices Hydro's hole* Oh wow hi water.

(Uhh, Scizor, Sabu is Scizor)

Hydro:Hay.•ω• I wanna fight ya!!*Jumps out of hole*..You,me,and my words.."SETTLE IT IN SMMASH!!!"*Goes on all fours,ready to battle*

Fissure: Heck yeah, I'm onto that idea, water! *gets into a battle stance ripped out from an action movie* Bring it!

( Yeah it really doesn'tXD)

Hydro:Okey.*Runs towards him and gets on his back*...Your back is rough!!!*Hydro pumps him from behind*

Sabu: In my defense I am just trying to experience some levels of positive social interaction before the shadows consume me and my only other option is to comit suicide. * Sabu said this like everyone around him could relate*

(Was doin' dishes, but im back for a bit. what'd i miss?)

Fissure *turns around, slightly affected* You're fighting a dragon, water! *attacks with Dragon Claw, striking fast*

*Sabu looked up at the aqua grunt* Sabu: Well since my old trainer was sentenced to exile, why not!

Hydro:*Lands backwards but stands up*..Oh yeah!!!Then how about....AN ICEBEAM?!?!*Fires it*

*Sabu launches at the pokemon* Sabu: Pain and suffering is what I do best. Of course I wanna battle!

<!== Sabu is so infinitely awkward, I love it. Joy Brown, around you now there is only Fissure and Hydro, fighting. ==> Fissure: Oh shi-! *avoids, but gets hit in the tail* Fine then, water! Let's play unfair! *whips up a sandstorm and then hides in it*

*Sabu uses his right to deflect the bite, but he still in pain. Sabu then tried to shake the pokemon, which he realized was a poocheyna, off him.*

Hydro:*Curls up in a ball*..OH YEAH?!?!!*Rolls like a bowling ball,blindly smashing everything*

Fissure: Heheh, water. *attacks Hydro from above with an U-Turn, after it disappearing to a different location in the sandstorm*

*Sabu and slashes at the poocheyna's torso with X-Scissor*

Hydro:AHH!!*Struggles to get up*..*Looks around*...I can't see.....COME OUT YOU COWARD!!!!

Fissure: Don't call me a COWARD! *Unleashes a powerful Outrage on Hydro*

(ugh, sorry i keep disappearing.) Cloud 9: *wakes up* huh? oh... i fell asleep on my feet again. *flies up*

Hydro:*Rolls and rolls until he hits the base of a tree*..Grah.....*Stands up slowly*

*Sabu falls to the ground, a poocheyna tries walking off, he grabs and then contracts into a ball. Sabu's moody changed to a more violent and less playful manor* Sabu: No one backs down on Sabu * Sabu then tries to pull a self-destruct, taking the poocheyna with him.*

Cloud 9: *hears Outrage* whatever that is, I'm NOT going near it. *flies over Crawdunt and Winter again, but sees them* oh, its them again.

Sorry spelling/grammar mistakes

Fissure: *angered, flies after Hydro and deals another blow*

*Sabu screams in pain and then releases the poocheyna, Sabu looks up at the crawduant mumbles something then faints.*

(inb4 everyone leaves)

Ren hears a ruckus.

Hydro:*Rams futher into the tree,breaking it and falls backwards even more*....Y-you....big.....Fairy Prey....*Looks up at him,anger in his tiny eyes*

<!== wow, angering a raging dragon. smart move. ==> Fissure: SHUT UP! *Delivers third Outrage*

Hydro:*Looks at him coming and curls up in a ball,rolling out of the way and into another tree,uncurls and lays there,all battered and bloody*....Mph.....

Fissure: *With the end of Outrage, he grabs the nearest tree in order to collect himself, softly panting from exhaustion* Don't... insult me.

Hydro:Bah....Where's my drawings...*Stands up and walks back to his hole,only getting four steps in until he falls down*...Aw Kipz....

Fissure: *practically hugs the tree* Tree why you are so epic, ugh. Everything's spinning round and round and round but you.

(im still here... for once.) Cloud 9: *looks at what happened with the Aqua Grunt and Scizor. thinks* k... as long as my trainer doesnt say anything, MG: OI! You! Cloud 9: *facepalm* great...

Hydro:*Stands up again and sees an Aqua Grunt*...MUDKIP!!MUDKIP MUd...KIp....MUDkip....*Help!Man there,help please!!!*

*Sabu wakes in his pokeball and looks around, his wounds were healing at a moderate pace, he should be back to 100% health in 20-30 min or so.* Sabu: Hmm what to do while I wait

im baaaaack.