Blaze: *laughs* You totally did! Lance: Blaze. Scissors. I think you might need my danger sense way more than me! *notices Zeta* Zeta. They're wrong. I JUST spoke to Herex. she told me she didn't like me. I'd believe her over these 2 trouble makers.

Zeta: *is pacing in room* Piplup: ... If either of you lay a hand on my sister, I swear I'll- Porygon Z: *zips over to door and starts banging on it* Zeta! It's not what you think!

Lance: Oh. My. ARCEUS! You just had to say it didn't you??? She doesn't like me! Blaze: *backs up* Come one dude.... We're friends right?

Yeah- uh- thats what she wants ya to think, lance. Notice how she lies a lot?

...! Me and my big mouth...

Lance: I notice how you and Blaze make trouble at every opportunity! You know how I feel about Zeta! *starts to cry* Why would you do this?

Oh cmon, lance! dont cry! it slipped from my mouth, i swear!

Zeta: *opens door and stands in doorway* Piplup, can I talk ta ya? Porygon Z: ...! Zeta: And ya, Porygon Z. Piplup: Okay. *walks in room* Porygon Z: *zips in room* Zeta: *shuts and locks door*

Lance: You know. I can fix that. *charges air slash* No head, no mouth. No mouth, no slip ups! *fires* Blaze: *jumps on Lance's back and turns back into an Infernape* Stop it Lance!

*Uses protect* C...calm down lance! i dont wanna hurt ya!

Zeta: Look. *points at computer* Piplup: *jaw drops* You finished the program? How? Zeta: ... I dunno. The numbers just came ta me. Now we can test the prototype! Piplup: ... Zeta, Lance is really alright. He started... ahem, crying after you walked in here. Zeta: ...

Lance: *throws Blaze off* But hurting Zeta is "All fun and games bro!" *Uses psycho cut on both of them* Blaze: *still dazed* Aaaggghhh!

Zeta: *hears commotion out in hall* What in the name of Arceus...? Piplup: They aren't fighting, are they? Porygon Z: Sure sounds like it. Zeta: *opens door and gasps* Wha-?! Piplup: !!!

*Uses protect again* Stop it, lance! think of what you're doing!

*Notices zeta* Can ya stop him? Hes on a rampage right now!

Lance: ....... *growls* I'm getting rid of problems! *uses shadow claw on Scissors* Blaze: Not again...... This hasn't happened since the canyon. Before that...... Blade.

*Stops the shadow claw with psycho cut* Dude?! Are you trying to kill me!?

Zeta: *turns into a Vulpix* Lance, NO! *leaps infront of Lance and gets hit by attacks* Ngh! *falls backwards and faints* Piplup: No! *runs over*

Lance: Oh no.... Zeta? Zeta get up. Please......

Lance: *runs away* Blaze: Let him go. He needs to cool off.

This may be a bad time to ask- but who's blade?

Blaze: A dead friend. A Gallade. He was closer to Lance than anyone.

... So- I was about to become the 2nd gallade dead at lance's hands?

Blaze: No. A Garchomp killed Blade, right in front of Lance then flew away. Lance told me and we hunted that Garchomp down. When we found him Lance went berserk. Garchomp didn't stand a chance.

...I see. Well, that was close enough. Piplup, is zeta gonna be alright?

Lance: *runs past Herex*

Lance: *runs up volcano and stands by the edge* I promised I wouldn't do it again! *uses air slash on the lava* what is wrong with me?! I've ruined the memory of Blade twice!

Lance: *starts to cry again* I hurt Zeta..... How could I? Even after what happened at the canyon I still hurt her!

Wherever he went- lance is truely upset.

Lance: *hears Herex* I wasn't gonna jump....... yet. I was gonna make sure Zeta was alright first.

Lance: *Lies down* Why do you care?

Ok- well im gonna go find lance- and apoligize.

Lance: ....... I actually believed you. I almost killed Blaze and Scissors over this you know. Scissors told Zeta and she was not happy. I went crazy and hurt her.

*Teleports to behind a tree next to where Herex and lance are talking*

Lance: *kisses Herex on the cheek* I don't like you. Probably won't in the future. Thanks for finally telling the truth. Blaze: Oooooooooohhhhh! Scissors and I told you Lance! Lance: Shut up before I try to decapitate you next Blaze.

*Gasps* The kiss of betrayal! But then again- we were right!

A lucario? Making a Gallade into food? Heh, in an alternate world, maybe!

Lance: *Looks at Blaze and Scissors* You 2 are terrible.

*Thinking to self* And i've had riolu... its a little fat for normal meats.

Blaze: You're just mad cause we were right!

*laughs* takes one to know one, lance!

Lance: Not really. We all know Scooby is an idiot right?

Yeah, but thats just plain obvious. You'd think hed be a little brighter- being the mascot and all.

Blaze: *laughs* Lance can actually make jokes! Who knew? Lance: No I don't.

He did, didnt he!? Quick, get the camera!

Lance: I'm dead serious. I don't make jokes!

*Sigh* lighten up, lance. be a little less serious sometimes.

Lance: ........ Fine. Hey Scissors. I thought you were a ladies pokemon. How come the only 2 females around wanted me instead of you? Blaze: *laughs* You brought that on yourself Scissors.

Heh, I did, didnt I? I may need a burn heal. In all seriousness tho, who would i date? Im just not all that interested in either of them.

Lance: I cannot believe I'm saying this but Herex. You 2 just breed trouble!

Blaze: I see what you did there. "They BREED trouble." Nice one Lance.

-Did you just suggest that me and herex "breed" trouble? Woah man- sloooow down.

Lance: No...... *rolls his eyes and grins* That would upset Roy alot. Blaze: But if Roy wasn't around or interested any more.......

(I'm having too much fun with this!)

...Dont get any ideas, you two. Im not going to "breed trouble" with herex. *thinking* Shes not even my type... Is she? No! Yes? Ive never really... thought about it before...

(I feel bad cause this is the kind of thing I would actually say! XD)

Blaze: And his body temperature slowly rises. Lance: Oh no. She has Scissors!

(what the heck you guys... xD)

(I am a terrible person. And I love it! lol)

Lance- what does that even mean?

(Wow there is literally no hope for this generation)

Lance: I saw the look on your face! You were seriously considering Herex! I was serious but I didn't expect you to go along with it! Blaze: Ah how the mighty have fallen. Fallen in love that is!

(tbh, everyone but us 3 will be quite confused)

(I know! Isn't it great Luke?!)

(it means "to be honest") Oh, shut it guys. I havent fallen for herex. *thinking* ....right?

(LOL We are way too imature)

Lance and Blaze: Suuuuuurrrrrreeee....... *wink*

(Luke: SCISSORS IMA FOK'N KILL YOU M8)