Wit Sharpener (a pencil sharpener): "Louie can be a great partner, but he certainly is, to put it bluntly, not the sharpest tool in the shed... Why, just yesterday, I told him to throw some Red Pikmin at a fire geyser, and he ended up throwing Yellow Pikmin instead! Maybe he should stare at this for a while. The perplexing shape of this strange object makes me feel smarter just by looking at it."