The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild

07/23/2017 3:03 AM ·Spoilers

[CALAMITY GANON:] “Not another one of these guys! When will they take a HINT and stay away from GERUDO TOWN!” [FAB LORD GHIRAHIM:] “Looks like your not going to GET those BOOTs from him THIEF!” [BLIND Da BOOTS THIEF:] “Maybe he'll give 'em up to a GUY who looks like a GIRL (as SHAPESHIFTING into a GIRL would be a WASTE on this GUY)!”

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07/23/2017 6:06 PM ·Spoilers

[CALAMITY GANON:] “There's nothing better for treking through the desert sands than a GOOD pair of SAND BOOTs! I had a pair that served me well back in MAH GERUDO KING OF THIEVES days!” [BLIND Da VAI BOI THIEF:] “So all I gotta do is convince this IDIOT to part with them!” [FAB LORD GHIRAHIM:] “I think you'll have to use more than FEMININE CHARM to get your hands on them!”

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07/23/2017 6:14 PM ·Spoilers

[CALAMITY GANON:] “And here I was hoping I could get MAH old BOOTS fixed! How unfortunate!” [FAB LORD GHIRAHIM:] “Umm, but wouldn't they not fit your current form?!” [BLIND Da VAI BOI THIEF:] “Da BOSS doesn't want to wear 'em, he just wants them fixed so he can still keep them as a KEEPSAKE! They're OVER 10,000 and I don't remember how many more years old after all!”

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07/23/2017 6:21 PM ·Spoilers

[FAB LORD GHIRAHIM:] “So is it really SEVEN or EIGHT! I was people would make up their minds!” [CALAMITY GANON:] “Sorry but MAH knowledge of GERUDO HISTORY is somewhat out of DATE!” [BLIND Da VAI BOI THIEF:] “Its EIGHT, but something happened and as a result the EIGHTH has been mostly forgotten!”

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07/23/2017 6:31 PM ·Spoilers

[FAB LORD GHIRAHIM:] “I think that SAND SEAL in the background has had one too many NOBLE PURSUITs!” *rimshot* (I couldn't resist) [CALAMITY GANON:] “Now I'm curious about this EIGHT HEROINE!” [BLIND Da VAI BOI THIEF:] “I'll look into it for you BOSS!”

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07/23/2017 6:36 PM ·Spoilers

[FAB LORD GHIRAHIM:] “BRONZE GIANT?! It sounds more like a HINOX variant!” [CALAMITY GANON:] “GERUDO HIGHLANDs?! Better bundle up, cause that place is COLD (its where we GERUDO use to get ICE from before we switched to ICE HOUSES)!” [BLIND Da SNOW BOOTS THIEF:] “Good thing I already borrowed his SNOW BOOTs!”

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07/23/2017 6:43 PM ·Spoilers

[CALAMITY GANON:] “GOOD! The less you have to deal with this IDIOT the BETTER!” [FAB LORD GHIRAHIM:] “Seems like this fellow has annoyed MASTER GANON!” [BLIND Da VAI BOI THIEF:] “Back when he was KING OF DA GERUDO, da BOSS had to deal with IDIOTs like him bothering the GERUDO LADIES all da TIME! Dat's partially why those LAZY CARPENTERs were IMPRISONED in OoT!”

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07/23/2017 6:47 PM ·Spoilers

[BLIND Da VAI BOI THIEF:] “Good thing MAH SHEIKAH SLATE has a CAMERA! I suck at DRAWIN'!” [CALAMITY GANON:] “Somehow I get the feelin' he's leading you on a WILD HEROINE CHASE!” [FAB LORD GHIRAHIM:] “Well it may be TRUE and doesn't hurt to look!”

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07/23/2017 6:50 PM ·Spoilers

[BLIND Da VAI BOI THIEF:] “Good, cause getting a FULL BODY SHOT might be TRICKY!” [CALAMITY GANON:] “FYI, BLIND is actually a pretty good PHOTOGRAPHER!” [FAB LORD GHIRAHIM:] “I know, I've seen some of his work in the HYRULE COMPENDIUM!”

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07/23/2017 6:56 PM ·Spoilers

[BLIND Da VAI BOI THIEF:] “Hey, your talking to the VAI (gotta remain in character) who's tracked down treasure stolen by da GREAT BANDIT MISKO!” [CALAMITY GANON:] “I highly doubt anybody bothered to look (most GERUDO tend to avoid the GERUDO HIGHLANDs and then there's the MAH MONSTER FORCES STATIONED there)!” [FAB LORD GHIRAHIM:] “With the proper motivation BLIND will probably find it!”

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07/23/2017 7:00 PM ·Spoilers

[FAB LORD GHIRAHIM:] “...and then you will be sorely disappointed, horrified, and HEARTBROKEN!” [BLIND Da VAI BOI THIEF:] “You do realize I can still hear you?!” [CALAMITY GANON:] “Guess not!”

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07/23/2017 10:33 PM ·Spoilers

[BLIND Da VAI BOI THIEF:] “Yep we do!” [FAB LORD GHIRAHIM:] “I must say... GERUDO CHILDREN are SUPER CUTE (or dare I say KAWAII) not to mention so FASHIONABLE even at such a young age!” [CALAMITY GANON:] “Looks like things have gotten better here in GERUDO DESERT! Back when I was a KID it was pretty rough! You had to be pretty tough to survive! But even then, young GERUDO GIRLs were ADORABLE!”

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07/23/2017 10:48 PM ·Spoilers

[FAB LORD GHIRAHIM:] “Personally I perfer MONSTER RICE BALLs!” [BLIND Da VAI BOI THIEF:] “I perfer MEATY RICE BALLs!” [CALAMITY GANON:] “I prefer SPICY MEATY RICE BALLs! IT BUURRNNSS!”

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07/23/2017 10:54 PM ·Spoilers

[FAB LORD GHIRAHIM:] “What a thoughtful little sister she is!” [CALAMITY GANON:] “With the exception of a certion pair of GERUDO TWINs (those two can really ARGUE let me tell you), we GERUDO tend to take good care of our kin! Its how we survive!” [BLIND Da VAI BOI THIEF:] “Maybe we can talk to her older sister about this EIGHTH HEROINE!”

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