My friends: Are you okay??? Me: Oh, nothing much... EXCEPT THE FACT THAT I GOT EATEN BY A MACRO BURGER!!! Speaking of which, why do Macro Burgers have teeth?! Even if they chew me up, I won't have anywhere to go. It doesn't even have a throat, esophagus, or stomach! I'd literally be sitting there, in pieces, for eternity!!! Hamburger: (Has a confused and ashamed expression)