Patient:You seem fine..why are you here? Me:Of course im sick!Of bills.... Patient:But.. Me:Being here watching the TV in peace is BETTER than paying my bills for the month. Patient:How did you get here.... Me:I pretended i had a really,really,but REALLY BAD FEVER. Patient:Oh..well...you can be sick if you touch someone with a fever. Me:Meh.. Patient:"touches" Me:O_O "dies" THE END