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10/06/2016 1:36 AM ·Spoilers

I'm goin' to the doctor soon, so I'm gonna make some medical puns in a "vein" attempt to make ya laugh. Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? He's " all right" now. I once heard a joke about amnesia, but I forgot how it goes. I was gonna get a brain transplant, but I changed my mind. Why are people so tired after giving blood? It's really draining. *Ba-dum-tss*

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  • @Stewart Those were good, kiddo. @Alexandra Thanks, bud.

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  • @Shaikoinu Or it's the clowns with their laughing gas.

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  • You have no idea how many corny jokes and puns I told when I first joined Miiverse, I got quite an amount of followers because of them Here are some: I applied for a job at the local restaurant... i'm still waiting What did the glue say when it was stuck it a cage? ''This is a sticky situation'' Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? He was outstanding in his field

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  • @Stewart You're a pretty great comedian, kiddo. Tellin' jokes is also how I got most of my follows.

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  • Thanks, I got many more but I'll save it for now I'll say one more Why did the golfer wear 2 pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one ( I think you heard this one, right? )

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  • its not good but whyd the chicken cross the road to get two his kulled father crave get it KFC

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  • Definitely needed that tonight! Those were amazing! Good job! ^~^

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  • @Eclipse x Thanks, kiddo. Everything alright with ya?

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  • A fist fight? Huh. If ya don't mind me askin', why were you fighting?

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  • Honestly, it was a small thing that was lead by an overreaction that lead to violence. Luckily I nor him got hurt anymore worse. Just a few little cuts and bruises.

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  • Did you hear about the guy who broke his funny bone? He lost his sense of humor.

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  • @Eclipse x Welp, hope you're alright, bud.

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  • What happened when the pancake tried to do comedy? He fell flat. *Ba-dum-(whoopie-cushion noise)*

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  • what do pokemon say on Halloween? Pikaboo!

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  • more like Good one Skiddo.

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  • Puns have such a good'pur'pose in life.

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