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11/04/2016 6:09 AM ·Spoilers

Star Wars: Team Tort Awakens Season Two: Episode Four Heartbreak Story in comments

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  • General Dawson: "So Brandon, would you like to join Team Tort? You could be a soldier, a pilot, an engineer, anything!" Brandon: "I don't know...I've spent my career here, selling hot dogs to the people of Jakku. I don't think I have the experience to do any of job..." General Dawson: "We could teach you! The pay is 53 credits an hour!" Brandon: "Hmmm...Hey. Who are they?"

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  • General Dawson: "It's Ryan. Ryan! Where have you been?!?!" Brandon: "I forgot to mention, Ryan and I were captured by Turtle Troopers and brought to their Star Destroyer. Max came to save us, but had to turn to the Dark Side and join Darth Revan to save us both. Max is now an enemy." Cesar: "What?!?! This is impossible! Max would never! I can't fight my best friend!"

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  • Darth Malestar: "Oh, I'm soooo sorry, Cesar. But you'll have to. MUHAAHA!" *Max pulls out his double bladed lightsaber* Cesar: "I don't want to do this, Max. But if I must defend LOYAL Team Tort members, I will." Darth Malestar: "Okay then. Let's start!"

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  • *Max spins with his lightsaber, cutting Cesar's shirt and harming him.* Cesar: "ARRRG!" Darth Malestar: "Ha! I LOVE my new job!"

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  • *Cesar swings his baton, slapping and electrocuting Max* Cesar: "I bet you wish you wore your Turtle Trooper helmet, too!" Green Leader Nine and Arc Trooper Camryn: "OOOOOOOOHHHH!" Darth Malestar: "It's only the BEGINNING!"

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  • *Max throws his lightsaber at Cesar. It hurts, but the lightsaber is stuck in the sand* Darth Malestar: "You likey?" Cesar: "Not really, no."

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  • Cesar: "But now you're defenseless!" Darth Malestar: "OUUUCH! AH! How DARE you!!!! I will have my revenge!"

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  • Arc Trooper Camryn: "Now that General Dawson has but a language chip in all the droids, I can understand you." SW-21: "Yay! Did you see that battle that just happened?" Arc Trooper Camryn: "Yeah, we might have to but Cesar in some Bacta later." SW-21: "Where would we find Bacta on Jakku? It's a dessert. At least Tatooine had a city or two!"

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  • General Dawson: "So? Do you want to join Team Tort?" Brandon: "No. I don't have what it takes. It would take too long to train me. I'm going back to my hot dog stand. It was nice seeing you, Dawson." General Dawson: "Wait! Brandon! Come back!" Cesar: "Hey Dawson, is there any bacta around here? I'm really hurt from that battle." General Dawson: "Let's go find some."

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  • Darth Malestar: "I'm sorry. I've failed you." Darth Revan: "No you haven't. I didn't send you on that mission. You did. But if you'd like, I can train you, even more." Darth Malestar: "Yes, master." Darth Revan: "Let us begin then. Shall we?"

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