Me:Why did we have to come here looking like Mario characters? Waiter:The boss said he wanted to make this place Mario-like to get more customers. Me:And how would that work?Im not even wearing a Peach costume. Waiter:Good news is that us employees only need to use a mario or luigi shirt. Me:How is that good news? Waiter:We dont have to wear the mustache or the hat,or the pan- Me:OK ENOUGH THE END