My PUNny entry #4 *not mine, really* *Ihavenolife* Why did the spaghetti cried? Because someone PASTA-way. The vegetables plan to party. One dude said, "Lettuce Turnip The Beet." The banana thinks it's very a-peel-ing. What language does a stomach speak? A HUNGARIAN A meat once said, "Being vegetarian is a big meat stake." No offense to food-lovers. ;)